Being Smooth...

[User19sq]

What is being smooth, to you?

Being smooth is drinking all night and getting no hangover.
Being smooth is having one thousand spoons when all you needed was a knife, and then not needing the knife after all.
Being smooth is winning all Pokemon battles when all you have is a Cosmog.
Being smooth is annoying the rooster in the morning.
Being smooth is obeying the law because you simply chose not to be above it.
Being smooth is accepting all pizzas, regardless of what topping it has.
Being smooth is making a difference in one's life without trying.
Being smooth is proposing to her as she stands next to your girlfriend.
Being smooth is having a vampire offer you cash for permission to nibble on your neck.
Being smooth is sneezing with your eyes open, to stare into her eyes endearingly.

Got any suggestions?

 

[pastelspectre]

being smooth to me is being able to make really good compliments

 

[Somewhere_]

being smooth is cutting various food items with a 1000 degree red hot knife

 

[Her]

a definition that if attributed to oneself by oneself automatically makes them a tad embarrassing

 

[HamtaroTumin]

Being smooth is giving people silent treatment

 

[gimmepie]

It's the opposite of being rough.

 

[Nah]

Being smooth is drinking all night and getting no hangover.

if anyone can do this they either did not actually drink that much or are one lucky bastard

 

[Lunar]

Being able to slide down a banister without dying

 

[Her]

if anyone can do this they either did not actually drink that much or are one lucky bastard

i am the latter and i am truly blessed

 

[Megan]

Don't know why, but this topic kinda reminds me of that movie "Dude, Where's My Car?"

 

[Cariad]

being able to state a compliment w/o stuttering like an idiot

 

[User19sq]

if anyone can do this they either did not actually drink that much or are one lucky bastard

I do it all the time. The secret is knowing how to cure a hangover before it even happens.