Blarzigord: The Uprising [Epilogue]

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PIE. WHERE ARE YOU?! END THIS DAY PHASE. WE WANT TO SLEEP. AND BURN EVIL FANATICS *stares viciously at the d00f*

I just KNEW I was right. This is redemption for F&L
 
So it's basically confirmed that BidoofFTW has been working against the innocents and people still aren't voting for him? smh

Execute BidoofFTW
 
Yes yes, im working against the innocents, totally.

Anything to keep the blarzilord alive.

Oh and aiden you're so horribly wrong that it's hilarious

[Boil] Bidoof FTW
 
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Puny mortals, the earth's day phase is now over.

If your 'president' (vote blarzigord at the next elections) does not show himself to do the post in the next hour, Lord Blarzigord shall take pity on you lesser life forms and do it himself.
 
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Night Three​
Ghost, betrayals, questionable loyalties, excessive hashtags and NPCs getting voted? This had been a very long day, the President was exhausted but he had finally finished going through everyone's information and ballots. It has appeared arachnidsGrip would be the one to die, but at the last minute most people had retracted their votes and switched to BidoofFTW.

BidoofFTW sat at the defendant's chair, his expression as blank as it had been when he the ROA had found him in a house full of Blarzigordian paraphernalia. They had reported he kept saying, "Is this my house?" during his arrest. His look was unnerving and the President was sure that whoever BidoofFTW had been was no longer the person he was as he sat there. Still, there was a job to do and even the President could not go against the will of the people if he wished to keep his job.

"BidoofFTW, it pains me to say this but you have been found guilty. For reasons unbeknownst to us, you have chosen to die by boiling and as is our custom we shall allow you this request."

Two hours later, a piercing scream could be heard for two city blocks as BidoofFTW was lowered into a vat of boiling oil. The last words he uttered before he hit the smouldering liquid were "Am I evil?"

BidoofFTW is dead. He was one of the Masses.​



THE HOLY BLARGLE RULES​

  • All PokeCommunity rules apply
  • One final vote per day phase
  • Please use EXECUTE [name] and bold it to confirm your vote
  • Missing two executions will mean that you are a traitor, and be executed immediately
  • Unless you are a Blarzigordian or part of the Blasphemer mafia, you are not supposed to PM anyone but the GM
  • All Blarzigord Uprising discussion should be kept here
  • If you are DEAD, you are DEAD. Don't haunt the thread with your posts
  • However, if someone dies, or gets lynched, they get to give ONE deadpost, that doesn't give any information about the game
  • For executions, if there would be a tie, the last player killed will break the tie.
  • Getting caught posting at the night phase will automatically kill you
  • Night actions should be sent to the appropriate GM by PM
  • Abstaining during the Day Phase is not allowed
  • Praise Blarzigord.
MINIONS PLAYER LIST​
Foxrally as Lord Blarzigord
gimmepie as The President

Sonata as ???
Ash as ???
Nagi as ???
GreyBidoof as ???
under_score as ???
Deceptio as the Feeder
Candy as one of the Masses
No as ???
apocalypseArisen as ???
Lycanthropy as ???
Orpheus as ???
eros as one of the Masses
arachnidsGrip as ???
Ninja Aiden as ???
Lucid as ???
Jupiter as ???
Klippy as ???
Netto Azure as ???
Christos as ???
Fantome as one of the Masses
gio7sm as one of the Blarzigordians
Melody as ???
Nakuzami as ???
Infinite as ???
Charlie Brown as ???
Bardothren as ???
Bidoof FTW as one of the Masses
Cosmic as ???
Mana as ???
Ryo as ???
 
Warnings​
Sonata, Charlie Brown and Orpheus. You did not vote during the previous phase. Remember that voting is compulsory and that failing to do so may result in your early demise.

I'd also like to remind you all that posting during the night phase is prohibited without the express permission of either myself or [supporter]Lord Blarzigord[/supporter].

 
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Day Four​
"They told me that my troubles would be solved, that Lord Blarzigord would elevate my precious one to the ubers tier." He said with a sigh as he listened to the man across from him speak, an elderly woman patting his back as the last of his tears dried up.

"That's what these religious zealots do, they prey upon your fears and your dreams and use them to control you. Make no mistake though, the Masses and the Blarzigordians, they're all evil. We must free the world of their tyranny."

A third voice nodded along from his spot at the table, unlike the others he did not have any food or drink before him.
"It's true. I once followed the masses, and look what happened to me."


The Blasphemer's newest recruit might have been saddened, but the President was furious. He was standing in the bitter cold of the rainy morning, looking at the corpse of Jupiter. He had been poisoned in his office, a room disturbingly close to where the President had taken up office for his stay at the Underground.

"This just keeps going on and on, it seems to me that we are doing poorer and poorer in our endeavours every day." He said into his mobile phone, standing slightly away from the ROA agents "How goes your research?"

"Some idiot tried to bust into my lab last night, but other than that I have nothing eventful to report. This one was clean."

Jupiter is dead. He was loyal to the Masses.​



THE HOLY BLARGLE RULES​

  • All PokeCommunity rules apply
  • One final vote per day phase
  • Please use EXECUTE [name] and bold it to confirm your vote
  • Missing two executions will mean that you are a traitor, and be executed immediately
  • Unless you are a Blarzigordian or part of the Blasphemer mafia, you are not supposed to PM anyone but the GM
  • All Blarzigord Uprising discussion should be kept here
  • If you are DEAD, you are DEAD. Don't haunt the thread with your posts
  • However, if someone dies, or gets lynched, they get to give ONE deadpost, that doesn't give any information about the game
  • For executions, if there would be a tie, the last player killed will break the tie.
  • Getting caught posting at the night phase will automatically kill you
  • Night actions should be sent to the appropriate GM by PM
  • Abstaining during the Day Phase is not allowed
  • Praise Blarzigord.
MINIONS PLAYER LIST​
Foxrally as Lord Blarzigord
gimmepie as The President

Sonata as ???
Ash as ???
Nagi as ???
GreyBidoof as ???
under_score as ???
Deceptio as the Feeder
Candy as one of the Masses
No as ???
apocalypseArisen as ???
Lycanthropy as ???
Orpheus as ???
eros as one of the Masses
arachnidsGrip as ???
Ninja Aiden as ???
Lucid as ???
Jupiter as one of the Masses
Klippy as ???
Netto Azure as ???
Christos as ???
Fantome as one of the Masses
gio7sm as one of the Blarzigordians
Melody as ???
Nakuzami as ???
Infinite as ???
Charlie Brown as ???
Bardothren as ???
Bidoof FTW as one of the Masses
Cosmic as ???
Mana as ???
Ryo as ???
 
*Walks in, takes off hat and bows slightly*

I must give you my sincerest apologies. I now understand completely who you are, Bardothren, and painstakingly admit my extreme error, and oversight. I also pass on these apologies to Bidoof FTW, as he too has felt the consequences of a grave error on my part; one that I will likely not recover from.

However, I hope that maybe I can prove my innocence by another act, one that will put me in full view of the players, and one that will help me prevent any such errors again to highest efficiency this act can offer...

I hereby nominate myself, Ninja Aiden, as Arbiter of the Books, with the full understanding that both success and failure will likely result in my death.

I understand the risks of even simply nominating myself for this role, but I beg a shot at forgiveness, and this seems to me the only way in which I can recover. If I don't get voted for the role, then I am guaranteed to die, by the application of this system. The only way I can escape that death, is by becoming the person that you all speak through, and keep your eyes on all the time. Through this, I also hope to speak as part of the people, whilst only asserting the most prominent of evidence, allowing those whom are innocent to remain that way, alive. Just as before, I cannot prove to you my innocence, but I am asking you all, to see my error as what it was; an error. One that cost us an innocent yes, but actually has also provided us with some helpful information. Not that that excuses it but still, it's something.

Anyway. The last thing I really want to say is that I really enjoy being here. Mafia is really exhilarating and although I may have got a bit annoyed ("bit") at my being wrong, I am actually really enjoying this game, and I don't want to die. I want to win, and last I checked, dying doesn't really come as part of that. I hate begging, but I know I've done wrong, and I openly accept that you may not want me to take up this position. But if I die, I can only tell you you'll be setting yourselves back another day, with the death of another innocent.

Thank you all anyway, whatever you decide, for this great and intriguing game.

*replaces hat, sits down and quietly reads the previous Tier 1 evidence offered*

EDIT: I actually think this is a very good system, and if accepted will give the innocents a shot at a come-back (which they sorely need right now)
 
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to be honest when i first read the whole Arbiter thing, i was a bit taken aback. but now that i've read it through i think it could be worth a try. for now i'll hold off my vote for the arbiter, but i would just quickly like to add that Infinite is a third female silver tier member, so would also have tier II guilt then.

also... tonight confirms that i am not the one that caused the amnesia. nobody was mentioned tonight, and i was not roleblocked myself either, so all i can conclude is that i was mistaken. another role (or the GMs) caused these amnesiac events. i suppose that means that whoever this role is has been roleblocked by the High Priest again tonight? or inadvertently by me i suppose ( ´ ▽ ` )ゞ

it's worrying that the President is apparently keeping something from the ROA though :/ he has a researcher working under him? and Jupiter was 'clean'? does that mean he wasn't recruited by the Blasphemer or something?

finally, keep in mind that some of us are in different timezones ( ´ ▽ ` )ゞ the voting time ends four hours after your posting time, right?
 
Bardothren said:
Furthermore, I'm still trying to work out how the nominees vote, if at all. For the time being, self-nomination replaces a person's ability to vote. Should any amends be made in the Bardoof Plan (I'm open to other suggestions), I shall be sure to notify everyone and amend the original post with the plan.

EDIT: Wait, Infinite's not a guy? I could've sworn I checked their profile, but I'm not seeing their gender now. I shall make the proper amendments once this information is clarified, and should this information be withheld, it is the Arbiter's role to decide if Infinite should be ascribed this level of guilt.
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I agree that the nominees should not vote. If you want a position in anything related even loosely to politics, you don't help someone else get there. It should probably work the same here. Besides, if it's just you and I, then our votes will be meaningless, as we'll either vote for each other, or vote for ourselves, both outcomes resulting in no change in the difference of votes.

Also no, Infinite isn't a guy no. Infinite is indeed a girl, gal, female, or any other preferred noun of their gender.
 
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