Shining Raichu
Expect me like you expect Jesus.
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- Seen Nov 20, 2023
Boxing Day shopping is something I would consider a sport. It requires strategic planning, special equipment and physical exertion.
It is both my favourite sport and my least favourite sport. I play the game every year and I highly enjoy it, I never feel more alive than when I'm barging through crowds to get the DVDs I want for half price... but at the same time it's my least favourite of all the sporting traditions because the other shoppers can be so infuriatingly stubborn. If I am looking at something, you leave me alone or I will destroy you.
It is both my favourite sport and my least favourite sport. I play the game every year and I highly enjoy it, I never feel more alive than when I'm barging through crowds to get the DVDs I want for half price... but at the same time it's my least favourite of all the sporting traditions because the other shoppers can be so infuriatingly stubborn. If I am looking at something, you leave me alone or I will destroy you.