Change One Word, Sentence Style

[Ewery1]

Hey peeps, welcome to Change One Word, Sentence Style. This thread is similar to the Change one Word! thread by SirYarnsalot, but larger. PLEASE READ ALL RULES BEFORE PARTICIPATING

So basically we start off with a sentence, I'll give an example here (Note: this is not the sentence we are using to play):

R0: The cow jumped over the moon to eat pie.

Then you have a few options. Option one is to switch one word with another one, bolding the word that replacing it, which would go like this:

R1: The cow jumped over the moon to escape pie.
R2: The cow jumped around the moon to escape pie.
R3: The cow jumped around the moon to a pie.
R4: The cow jumped around the moon to a party.

Your second option is to remove a word, which would go as such:

R4: The cow jumped around the moon to party.
R5: Cow jumped around the moon to party.

Your third option is to add a word, bolding it, which would go as such:

R6: Cow jumped around the moon to party hard.
R7: Cow jumped around the moon to party really hard.

All sentences must make grammatical sense, and have real words in them. You can change punctuation whenever you want and change the tenses or plurality of any words at any time.

The sentence that we are starting with is:

On my way to work today, a dragon destroyed my car.

 

[Socratic]

On my way to work today, many dragons destroyed my car.

 

[Ewery1]

On my way to work once, many dragons destroyed my car.

 

[ImMrRoboto]

On my way to work once, many ferrets destroyed my car

 

[Socratic]

On my way to work once, many ferrets destroyed my car stereo

 

[Ewery1]

On my way to Once, many ferrets destroyed my car stereo

 

[Socratic]

On my merry way to Once, many ferrets destroyed my car stereo.

 

[TheLegendaryGuy]

On my merry way to Once, many ferrets rebuilt my car stereo.

 

[%]

On my merry way to Once, infinite ferrets rebuilt my car stereo.

 

[ImMrRoboto]

On my merry way to Once, infinite ferrets rapidly rebuilt my car stereo

 

[Socratic]

On my merry way to Once, infinite ferrets rapidly rebuilt my Tank's stereo.

 

[Ewery1]

On my merry way to Once, infinite ferrets rapidly rebuilt my magenta Tank's stereo.