Clinton to be impeached! [AFD joke]

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    42nd President of the United States of America, Bill Clinton is currently under investigation for perjury and obstruction of justice in relation to the alleged relations known as the "Lewinsky Scandal". If Clinton loses the trial he'll become the second president to ever be impeached.

    This is scary and exciting news! Discuss!
     
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    Good. About time, who knows what else he was up to in the White House.
    Happy April fools.
     
    I have very little knowledge of my own country's politics let alone American politics so would anyone be able to enlighten me about what the big deal is? What sort of ramifications would this have if he is impeached?
     
    curiousnathan said:
    I have very little knowledge of my own country's politics let alone American politics so would anyone be able to enlighten me about what the big deal is? What sort of ramifications would this have if he is impeached?
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    I'm no expert either, but I imagine he's probably liable to lose the presidency. Not to mention the potential jail time for the perjury and obstruction charges.
     
    I have a very important announcement to make, I am not a fifteen year old country Australian boy i am actually the 42nd President of the United States Bill Clinton those of you in the underground skype chat now this already but for the rest of you this may be shocking news.

    Now i just have one thing to say about this trial and that is that I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you.
     
    Biogoji said:
    I have a very important announcement to make, I am not a fifteen year old country Australian boy i am actually the 42nd President of the United States Bill Clinton those of you in the underground skype chat now this already but for the rest of you this may be shocking news.

    Now i just have one thing to say about this trial and that is that I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you.
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    I always had this sneaking suspicion that you were in fact 42nd President of the United States of America Bill Clinton THE SIGNS WERE THERE

    no use in trying to deny the claims Mr. President, we all know you did it and the evidence is irrefutable
     
    Nah said:
    I always had this sneaking suspicion that you were in fact 42nd President of the United States of America Bill Clinton THE SIGNS WERE THERE

    no use in trying to deny the claims Mr. President, we all know you did it and the evidence is irrefutable
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    Well i'm going down then i'm bringing everyone with me i have enough dirt to build a wall that Mexico has pay for and no one can silence me, I know that gimmiepie goes down to hardware stores and pays the workers to look away while he sniffs paint and i know that you run an orphanage where you harvest organs to sell to Zoos and restaurants and there's much much more.
     
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    gimmepie said:
    Come on Swordmaster, this section is for serious stuff only and you need to keep your jokes out of it. This is a very important matter that might have an effect at a global scale.
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    Weird, that I haven't seen anything on the news or any news articles on this.
    Good April Fools, I nearly believed it.
     
    Livewire said:
    Something tells me his "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" quote might be famous someday on this new thing we have called the internet?
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    Hopefully not! If this key moment in the history of the US becomes some kind of running joke then people won't take 'MURICA seriously! We'll eventually be forced to vote in someone as our president who will make the USA great again!
     
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