Corrupt a Wish

[Dedenne1]

Granted but you must delete your game right after you catch it!
I wish i could live in the pokemon world!

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but you can't defeat Team Galactic, who will proceed to destroy the world!

I wish Team Galactic Grunts had cooler designs.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Granted, but those improvements coincide with a better team organisation, making them destroy the Pokémon world before you even started your Pokémon journey.

I wish there were more places like the Shoal Cave.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but they'll all have the exact same layout.

I wish we had more pink Dragon-types!

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but the new LoveDragon Pok?mon is too OP and dominates every team :(

I wish that Lt. Surge was a champion!

 

[Winter]

Granted but he would only have one pokemon because the rest was all lost in the war.

I wish berries were multi-use

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but you'll have to buy them for ripoff prices. =/

I wish they didn't retcon so many existing Pokémon into Fairy-types.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but now Klefki is the only remaining Fairy-type and you have to use it. Klefki. The floating set of keys. Think about it.

I wish that Latios and Latias had more distinct Mega forms!

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted, but they're ugly.

I wish that I could get a legit Mew over wondertrade to let my brothers play with. :P

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but your game will disconnect in the middle of the trading process. =P

I wish that Primal Dialga (the "original" Primal) was in the main series games.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted, but he's uncatchable and when you catch him(even through cheating) he reverts to normal Dialga.

I wish that there was a Pizza Based Pokemon. XD

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but Squirrel will eat it. (Beware!)

I wish Magikarp was cuter.

 

[Emakrul]

granted, but only 1 magikarp is cuter, and it evolves into a normal, ugly gyarados before anyone can see how cute it is.

I wish to meet professor oak.

 

[KittiOcelotti]

Granted, but the second you meet him, he's eaten alive by wild magikarps.


I wish Purugly didn't exist.

 

[Dedenne1]

Granted but now you get an image of them in your head every 5 mins

I wish i owned a Dedenne!

 

[Winter]

Granted but it electrocutes you to death!

I wish the Eevee species became extinct.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but a new species known as "Barney" will take its place. (e_O)

I wish Brendan and May had cooler-looking designs in OR/AS.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but now they're so good looking that you fall in love with them and try to enter the game but end up starving from the obsession!

I wish that there were Sinnoh remakes :D

 

[Meadow]

Lolwut, that's even possible? xD

Granted, but they'll be made for the GBC!

I wish that Trainers didn't force you to battle them if they happen to take a look at you. (Creepy stalkers <_<)

 

[Dedenne1]

Granted but now no trainers will ever face you so you'll have to level up your pokemon in the wild and you can never take on a gym leader so you cant go to the Pokemon League ever again!
Yay fun times! I wish Dedenne could learn Dazzling Gleam!