Corrupt a Wish

[Lycanthropy]

Granted, he now continuously will bother you with battles using his underleveled Ralts.

I wish I had more time to play Pokémon.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but then I get so jealous of you and steal your games so I can play too!

I wish that you could choose any Pokémon as a starter.

 

[Guardian]

Granted, the game becomes too easy and boring so you stop playing...forevah!

I wish Ash was a better trainer.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted, but the anime is now boring as heck and no one wants to watch ot. so they make a pokespe anime for us instead :3

I wish training Pokemon post game wasn't so boring.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but it's now too easy to reach level 100 and everyone's Pokémon are too strong for competitive battling to be fun any more!

I wish Mewtwo wasn't such an important Pokémon in the franchise, it's ugly and ew :(

 

[Cemen]

Granted but the games doesn't exist anymore

I wish that Diancie wasn't so problematic to use

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but they lower all of her base stats to compensate and she becomes useless!

I wish that Vileplume had a mega form.

 

[AmericanWonderland]

Granted, but it's really, really lame, the mushroom on it's head just gets bigger.

I wish that Slowpoke had a better mega.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted, but now it's Mega Slowking and it's still ugly as Slowking. :/

I wish Unova would get more love.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but the other regions are hated now.

I wish the Ice type had more resistances.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted, but there's still no Ice Type buffs. I agree though....

I wish Ghost was strong against more types.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but Ghost-type gets too strong and they have to nerf every Ghost Pokémon.

I wish Ghost Pokémon were stronger, the nerfs hit them too hard ;/

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but powercreep makes them obsolete (again). xD

I wish for the Pokémon TCG to get its own anime.

 

[blue]

Granted, but it replaces the current Pokémon anime!

I wish for the GBC games in the Nintendo eShop.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Granted, but they're terribly high priced.

I wish there would be Trading Card Game for the GBC with more Pokémon card series included.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but all the copies are so expensive that you never get to play it!

I wish that Pokémon could Digivolve.

 

[Guardian]

Granted, Pokemon now sucks.

I wish there was a badass Orca/Dolphin Pokemon thats not legendary!

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but it'll be all bark and no bite. =P

I wish for a Pokémon TCG game on the 3DS.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but it'll just be a re-released of the classic GBC TCG game!

I wish that Eevee had a Rock evolution.

 

[blue]

Granted, but it looks exactly like Onix!

I wish for a Poison-type Legendary.