Corrupt a Wish

[Janp]

Granted, they will attack in the moment they see you.

I wish for Ash's Unova team to be better.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but his Team is OP with a Landorus-T, Genesect, Reshiram, Keldeo and the battles end in the first second because there is no challenge.

I wish for a major role for Cresselia in a pokemon movie

 

[Simply Dunsparce]

Granted. The next movie is two hours of Cresselia's idle animation with no sound.

I wish for a Normal/Ghost type Pokemon to be introduced in Pokemon Sword & Shield

 

[Janp]

Granted, but it has ability that makes it 8x weak against all the types. And it has really low stats.

I wish for VR Pokémon game.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but you experience real attacks from enemy pokemon. If they use bite your shoe will be ripped to shreds as jaws try to bite your leg, toxic will give you food poisoning, if the opponent uses twister your house is hit by a tornado etc.

I wish pokemon trainer was an occupation in our world.

 

[Simply Dunsparce]

Granted, but 99.99% of all people in this occupation die in the first 30 seconds of receiving this job

I wish Unown was more viable in competitive

 

[Decibel575]

Granted. It now has buffed speed, and now knows hidden power and Splah


I wish I could be Isekai'd into a Whole new worrrrrrrld

 

[Simply Dunsparce]

Isekai'd into the distortion world. And Giratina is mad at you.

I wish for ability capsules to be available in the Gen 8 games

 

[Bug]

Ability capsules are now available in gen 8, but they're the ONLY items in the games.

I wish for gen 5 remakes

 

[Janp]

Granted, but they're Let's Go sequel.

I wish I could send Alakazam on my final exams.

 

[Meadow]

Granted! But Alakazam seems to think the answer to every question is "chocolate!" :D

I wish there was a Pokémon species based on a smartphone!

 

[Simply Dunsparce]

Granted, but it's based off the Samsung Galaxy 7, so it can only learn Self-destruct

I wish to own a Pokemon as terrifying as Whitney's Miltank

 

[juliorain]

Granted, but you may only have that Pokémon.

I wish for the ability to be in my origin form outside of my distortion world without having to hold that infernal orb!

 

[Janp]

Granted, but your stats drops to 1 if you aren't holding "that infernal orb".

I wish to be sleeping like Snorlax.

 

[Simply Dunsparce]

Granted. However, should so much as the sound of a flute emanate from any point in a 100 km radius, whether from a flute itself or a recording, you wake up and enter a state of blind fury for 5 hours.

I wish for a move even more useless than Splash

 

[EmTheGhost]

Granted! Using the move crashes your game.

I wish Spiritomb were easier to obtain.

 

[Simply Dunsparce]

Granted. Spiritomb now has a 100% encounter rate in every location, including starters, surfing, fishing, fossils, natural phenomena/ambush encounters, in-game trades, and gifts.

I wish for a Mega Ditto

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted. Spiritomb now has a 100% encounter rate in every location, including starters, surfing, fishing, fossils, natural phenomena/ambush encounters, in-game trades, and gifts.

I wish for a Mega Ditto

The Spiritomb one sounds scary. It would make a great creepy pasta!

Granted, but Ditto's only move is still transform. Since its the only move you can choose this means as soon as you mega evolve you change into your opponent. You mega looked awesome though for the 1 second it was on the screen. There it is in the spoiler tag!

Spoiler:

I wish for the Sinnoh remake to have a post game plot like the Arceus and the Jewel of Life movie!

 

[Bug]

Granted, when you beat the main storyline, the game overwrites itself and will only play the Arceus and the Jewel of Life movie on loop.

I wish for Igglybuff to somehow be even cuter that it already is

 

[juliorain]

granted, but it will turn into an alolan raticate when it hits level 5

can ghosts no longer be weak to the dark type