Corrupt a Wish

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, give the third stage of the Diglett line a warm welcome!



I wish i had Geeta's hair.

 

[Janp]

Granted, but since it's digital item, it's only in your in-game inventory.

I wish for new Pokémon TCG singleplayer videogame.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted! You get a game where you are a card, played by pokémon!

I wish for a futuristic game where you don't explore regions, but the entire galaxy, filled with pokémon!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but by the time they manage to make a game of that scale we'll already be in the distant future 😏
You also can't catch any of them... =3

I wish for another Ice type Paradox form.

 

[Janp]

Granted, it's called Iron Snowball and it's Paradox form of Glalie. But it can only be caught in a special unbeatable Raid only available for 10 minutes before midnight on Christmas. What a shame GF servers also crashes exactly at that time.

I wish for a game from Pokémon universe made by From Software.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted! It is a Pokémon Scrabble game!

I wish for a 3D, real time, Pokémon RPG game made by Bioware!

 

[Janp]

Granted, but it's a Bioware game. Nah, that is a cheap shot. It's made by the same team, including suits, that brought you Anthem.

 

[ReKoil]

I see no new wish to corrupt so I shall corrupt the same one.

I wish for a 3D, real time, Pokémon RPG game made by Bioware!

Granted, but the game plays like Mass Effect. Your decisions change the lives of your Pokemon and there's a forced cutoff point where at least half your team is destined to perish regardless of choice! The finale is also rather unrewarding.

I wish for GF to change all the barely different shinies to something more noticeable.

 

[Janp]

I see no new wish to corrupt so I shall corrupt the same one.

Ups, my bad... Let's pretend it never happened.

Granted, now all shinies wear a huge party hat that completely covers them and you can't see the Pokémon themselves anymore.

I wish for a new Seel evolution with overly complicated evolution method.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, it evolves into Seeleo by using a Complication Stone on it at exactly noon, which is a divergent evolution that looks like sealeo but now uses it's whiskers to run on land!

I wish for a regional form for Mimikyu.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, this regional mimikyu refuses to wear a disguise though. 😈

I wish Goldhengo would use Make It Rain to help me out out of hardship.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you get arrested for bringing new money into circulation... and then it gets confiscated.

I wish for an ice type mythical for gen 9 :fufu:

 

[Janp]

Granted, but it's released at the end of Gen IX lifecycle and can only be obtained for one day in Japan during the celebration of Gen X games release.

I wish for Pokémon sci-fi anime special show.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, they remake and lengthen the 'Clefairy Tales' episode from the Anime. This time the spaceship actually makes it to the moon.

I wish for an HA for Slaking.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted!
Its Hidden Ability is King of slacking, which forces it to wait 5 turns before obeying your order, be it using a move, switching for another pokémon, ...

I wish for Charizard to get the Ability making it immune to Fire moves!

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, it has a new ability called raging wildfire that makes it immune to fire moves, but also locks Charizard into only being able to use the move fire spin, and he cannot be switched out either.

I wish the dlc for pokemon games was free.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it comes with microtransactions; lots and lots of microtransactions!

I wish GF trained their employees a little bit so they can actually do better with their Switch titles!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. Now the games are 10% more polished and crash only 5 times as much =D

I wish Lycanroc has a dual typing.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but the second typing always changes in battle to something weak against the attacks of your opponent.

I wish Pokemon Colloseum and Gale of Darkness would come to the Nintendo Switch.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they're a buggy mess that won't even let you save!

I wish gen 9 had a fossil Pokemon.