Corrupt a Wish

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Granted, they were delicious but they were also harmful to you so you had to go to the doctor to get a Painful surgery and the pain would be with you for the rest of your life

I wish I had all the Pokemon Plushies so I can brag about them

 

[WizardOfOdd]

Granted, but they're also inhabited by evil spirits and will haunt you for the rest of your life

I wish that starter type is more variable

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Granted, Now every new starter has 52 new types The Weak Type, The Dumb Type, The Stupid Type, The Puny Type, The Dies Easily Type, the Weakest Type, ETC
there weak to every type

I wish Scorbunny doesn't become a Fire Fighting type

 

[Sorviknight]

Granted, it will become a pure Fighting-type.

I wish I could choose Arceus as my starter...

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Granted, now it has terrible stats and only 2 moves Splash and Heal Pulse

I wish Machoke didn't have to be my father.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, Machoke can be your mother instead! ;)

I wish the Bird-type actually became an official type. :<

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but flying type is removed from the game.

I wish I had a a fashion doll of Steven Stone. He must be a nice, sweet, harmless Taeyang doll by Groove that I will love.

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Granted, Now every night it comes alive and tries to release your pokemon.

I wish I could be a pokemon professor

 

[Seteth]

Granted, now you have to count pidgeys for the rest of your life

I wish I could own a Safari Zone

 

[Meadow]

Granted! Your backyard now has a Rattata, a Weedle, and a sign that says "Safari Zone!" :')

I wish Master Balls could be sold in Poké Marts!

 

[Treecko]

Granted , but you can only buy one per day and you're limited to 5.

I wish Treecko had better Defense

 

[saniachan]

Granted but at the cost of its Sp. Attack and Speed.

I wish Ransei has a kingdom for Fairy type, thus making the region having 18 kingdoms overall.

 

[Sorviknight]

Granted, but the extra kingdom will make the region become shaped like a Bidoof.

I wish Slugma was available pre-Kanto in the Johto games!

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Granted, 5 years later Nintendo will release a special event was slugmas available pre Kanto but you cannot get it because the special event is worth $85,853,384,284,492,453.

 

[saniachan]

Granted, but... what did you wish for again? 🤔

I wish Splash does more than just flopping around.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, splash now deals recoil damage to you as you flop around. It still does no damage to your opponent.

I wish my own cats knew payday like meowth ^_^

 

[Sorviknight]

Granted, but they will always get the money out of your pocket.

I wish Evil Teams were not evil.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted, a bunch of parents will complain about the games barely having conflict and being too 'happy happy joy joy'.

I wished Oak changed his gender in one of the games.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but Ms. Samantha Oak goes on a shopping spree and buys all the ladies wear in the game. She has taken everything! Every other female npc must wear oak's white lab coat. It's the only thing left on the rack.

I wish you could carry way more items in your bag in earlier gens.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but items randomly disappear after a while because your character is clumsy and always forgets to close his bag.

I wish Aggron had it's own cereal.