Corrupt a Wish

Granted, and the cereal is made of steel, iron and bedrock to make it fit for an Aggron.*Pours a box full of "Aggron's Heavy Metal" cereal into your bowl, fills the bowl with milk and hands you a spoon* I won't go away until you swallow every wheel and gear.

I wish for an early copy of Pokemon Shield.
 
Granted, but its a fake copy and is actually a just a remade version of X and Y.

I wish for Free Pokémon Games.
 
Granted, but those fans are just Team Rocket Grunts who got bored of their own Zubats and Grimers!

I wish there was a bigger reward for completing the PokéDex.
 
Granted, but the new Pokémon TCG game is going to be a remake of the mobile version except for inadequate controls, and it's continuously glitching.

I wish for every single pokemon game in this entire world.
 
Granted, but you can't play them—you can only stack the game cartridges together to build a new home that you must live in from now on! Oh, and there's also a bonus! Every time the wind blows your new house down, you'll have to rebuild it from scratch! :')

I wish the move Cut didn't exist. :<
 
Granted! Now when you run into a Cut tree, the game is over.

I wish the "18 gyms" news had been true. 😞
 
Granted but the "Z" stands for Zeostar and you can only catch Pokemon listed in my signature.

I wish for Pokemon to have it's own 2D fighting platformer similar to Super Smash Brothers.
 
How could I possibly corrupt this?? 😱I've always been DYING for a Smash-like game dedicated solely to Pokémon... ;__;
Fine, fine, I'll corrupt it! Granted, but it's impossible to ever win against the A.I. in the game because it blatantly cheats!

I wish shiny Pokémon were much more common in the wild!

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Granted! Now when you run into a Cut tree, the game is over.

OMG, I almost fell off my chair laughing!! Can I like this post a hundred times? x)
 
Granted, you are now able to draw Lilligant to perfection. However, you forget what the other Pokemon looked like, including Petilil.

I wish Sword and Shield had some more Pokemon in it, both new and old. If that had happened, a few more of my favorites would have been in, and I may have been interested in buying the games.
 
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