Corrupt a Wish

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get the ultimate evolution, an eeveelution with 9 types in one pokémon!

Spoiler:

... What do you mean, they are normal ones playing in the overgrown fur of a Flareon ?

I wish for a Gardevoir to follow the player everywhere they go in the upcoming Scarlet / Violet games!

 

[Airam☆]

Granted. It's the evil Gardevoir from Pokémon Rejuvenation, who now believes you're Indriad - and tries to get you to join a cult and makes creepy advances towards you.

I wish for a canon Sound-type in Gen 10.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, it's a regional Loudred that only exists when you're in the options menu, adjusting your audio settings!

I wish for a regional form for Slakoth.

 

[edyedy]

Granted, it's a Paldean variant of Slakoth where its new ability skips 2 turns instead of 1.

 

[ReKoil]

You didn't leave a wish so... I guess I'm stuck corrupting my own? 🤔

Granted, but it now has Slow Start instead of Truant.

I wish for a new Fire/Dark type in gen 9.

 

[Airam☆]

Granted! But it's based on an animal that should NOT be Fire/Dark-type at all, and it looks really weird as a result.

Spoiler:

I wish I'd been allowed to pick Sabolt as a Starter in Xenoverse so I could run a Mono-Electric team.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the rest of your team is only allowed to be Stunfisk. Have fun with your 5 Stunfisk! =D

I wish people wouldn't leak things from upcoming Pokemon games.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but now, everyone is forbidden to talk about Pokémon games, even after their release!

I wish I could make my pokémon gain at least one level everytime a foe faints!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you lose 10.000 Poke Dollars each time it happens. Hope you got a big wallet 😉

I wish for a cat Pokemon for each Pokemon type :fufu:

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted! You get Meowth with colours variants for each type!

I wish for a game in which we can catch EVERY pokémon from Red / Blue to Scarlet / Violet!

 

[Airam☆]

Granted! But there's nothing else to do except catch them all. No plot, no Gyms... just catching all the Mons.
Is it bad that I can see Game Freak actually doing this? They have been particularly mean-spirited with some fan requests like a Dunsparce evo.

I wish for Scarlet/Violet not to be canon. Keep the games, but retcon them out of continuity.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, the main franchise has now ended. It's just Legends and Let's Go games from here on out.

I wish for Purple Kecleon to be Kecleon's actual shiny.

 

[Airam☆]

Granted, the main franchise has now ended. It's just Legends and Let's Go games from here on out.

You say that like it's a bad thing. I think this would be the perfect time to stop churning out new Mons, or at least to heavily slow down and only introduce 20 new Mons at most in each Generation. There's only so much I can store in my Charizard cortex...

Anyway. Granted! It's purple now, but you can't see it. All you do see is this:

Spoiler:

(Yes, that's its Shiny in Reborn. Pretend it's purple.)

Once again I wish for a Pokémon Puzzle Challenge remake with Mons up to Gen IX.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but there is only 1 mon from each gen in it, and each happens to be your least favorite mon from that gen.

I wish the early route mons in Paldea would be bigger so that I wouldn't keep accidentally bumping into them due to how tiny they are.

 

[Airam☆]

Granted! They get hit with the same glitch that makes Trainers bigger and all Titan (not Titan Pokémon, Titan from Attack on Titan)-like. Good luck getting ahold of those Mons, or even playing the game for that matter.

I wish Paradox Mons had real Pokémon names instead of codenames like the ones on that fake leak.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, they are no longer considered new Pokemon and are now just forms of what they are based on. Iron Treads is now just Paldean Donphan =D

I wish for DLC for Scarlet/Violet.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted!
You get a DLC in which you have to go through a legion of hostile, future-robot-pokémon!

I wish for a game in which, instead of being a trainer who catches pokémon, you get to play the pokémon who fights not to be caught!

 

[Airam☆]

Granted! There's actually no way to win said game. It's an endless game that plays on and on until you reach a kill screen!

I wish for a male counterpart for the Tinkatink line.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, the Timburr line is now male only! 😉

I wish Klawf had an evolution.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, it evolves into a krabby patty.

I wish there were more types of careers the player could pursue in the main series with pokemon like hairstylist/groomer, contest coordinator, breeder/daycare worker, officer Jenny, Nurse Joy, things besides battling.