Employment Mafia: Game Over, You're All Hired

[Jauntier]

I think the worst part about your shitshow is that you're so desperate for any type of attention that you premiere as the utter focus of your first challenge, even though it's so everyone can take turns squatting a hot steaming dump on your chest, you patriarchial narcissist.

You are the definition of a shitlord. Twitter has been alerted.

 

[jdthebud]

Yeah I was half joking. Guess I need to work on my internet tone.

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

 

[Sun]

You've done well. (:
Just do us a favor, win the insulting challenge in the future m8.

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

Just do us a favor, win the insulting challenge in the future m8.

Oh, look at this new cooler I brought! It could fit so many of your organs in it.​

 

[Abby]

Kiyo, if It's any consolation, we put the reds up because your team clearly had the second best insults.

 

[Abby]

Hey at lest it was fair.

 

[Sun]

Kiyo, if It's any consolation, we put the reds up because your team clearly had the second best insults.

Please m8, that cheap trick ain't working yo.

Don't try to instigate fight within the Blues.

After that hot, fun night with Nani and Kiyo, we are stronger as ever! (:

Ready to get pounded!

Hey at lest it was fair.

Not with that spelling.

 

[Jauntier]

Please m8, that cheap trick ain't working yo.

Don't try to instigate fight within the Blues.

After that hot, fun night with Nani and Kiyo, we are stronger as ever! (:

Ready to get pounded!

I am going to tell you once to stop appropriating my past life's culture before I file a Workplace Incident Report and call the anonymous company hotline detailing how you described innuendo without my consent.

K, bye.

- Karen Michael Rosenberg, Counseling

 

[Klippy]

If you'll excuse me, I have a presidential campaign to run. We're up 50% in Nevada before this week's caucus and I intend to do American things for the American people!

 

[mew_nani]

After that hot, fun night with Nani and Kiyo

Hey what the heck was that statement for? It was an ongoing banter battle. o_O

If you'll excuse me, I have a presidential campaign to run. We're up 50% in Nevada before this week's caucus and I intend to do American things for the American people!

Klippy for president! After all he can't possibly be as bad those other guys. :P

 

[Mana1]

Does anyone need lubricating?

 

[mew_nani]

Does anyone need lubricating?

Out of this house. Out of this house!

 

[Salzorrah]

I'm seriously gonna salt out if I get chosen to leave :(

 

[mew_nani]

I'm seriously gonna salt out if I get chosen to leave :(

It's ok Gunner even though we're on opposing teams if you get kicked I'll give you a free hug. Alright?

 

[Abby]

I just gotta wonder what the upcoming challenges shall entail.
I hope legume shenanigans happen?

 

[mew_nani]

I just gotta wonder what the upcoming challenges shall entail.
I hope legume shenanigans happen?

As long as they don't entail shipping shenanigans I'm alright.

*glares at Sun*

 

[Sun]

I'm extremely salty over John's death.

Heck, none of our team mates even know about Johnny's role.

 

[Klippy]

And now you never will. kek.

 

[Klippy]

I didn't kill you, Johnny, just fyi. And now I feel bad for laughing at your demise.