Just replace "Cuban cigar" with "Divine cigar", "car" with "magical elf cart", and" gasoline" with "magical elf cart magical fuel that also happens to be extremely flammable".
The problem with the Random method is that we don't have a reliable way to know that whoever made the list actually did it randomly or if they're just a Hellspawn. I support this method, but I've got no way to know whether you (or anyone else) is a Hellspawn who made the list. We need to get this sorted out before we can actually use this method.
That's why I suggested everyone make their own lists and we check off based on the most popular numbers.