O'kay people after almost one month reading this thread I could do nothing but
obligue to answer.
I mean, come on! From... er... I don't remember what, to simple random questions, to flamethrower-packed Sentrets, to a
rename of the thread to include POETRY, to.... a Musical!!!!!!!!!!!
After reading this thread so much, the last three pages are made of win!!!! I was forced to wait until 3:00 AM here to log in and read, because I knwe that otherwise I would not be able to stand on the fits of laughter (and it's worse in my office). I couldn't resist any more, I
had to reply!
Well... first of all, picks me anything about Poetry. Sorry, I don't really have an artistic side, Buoysel and Xanthine know of my pathetic attempts at FF writing (I'm improving though), but I simply can't imagine myself reciting any poetry or playing any instrument. I can only hope once this musical is ready I will be part of the marketing team working on a slogan that will truly make PC known FOREVAAAAA!!! (PS.:
no, there's nothing wrong with the current slogan).
An-chan said:
Poetry is the ultimate meaning of life on Earth! We should microwave anyone who doesn't love and cherish poetry, ...
Sure, I actually concur, but... shouldn't we dress them in fluffy white bunny suits?
An-chan said:
I hereby declare a war against un-poetrific people and all creatures, including plants, that do not make poems....
On second thought,
I'll be wearing one of those fluffy suits! For the sake of it, the only mercy I ask for is that no picture of the sacrifice ever reaches Facebook....
I'll just... sit...
<== right here...
and wait for my end... a very poetic end, will be foreseen...:'(
Oh and given I did not took time to answer those funny questions, I think I¡ll leave some answers here, let them be the undying testimony of the epic death-by-microwaving of unpoetric Fail me.
How would your characters react to listening to a religious fanatic for ten minutes or more?
Darius (the protagonist of the work I'm writing right now) would simply sit there, listening for five minutes before raising his hand and asking, "Does this God of sorts reward its followers with, let's say... I'm just being curious here... earthquake-safe housing? No? Well, something simpler, like, tax-free world class transportation?"
How would your character(s) react if our poor group of Jessie and James (and Meowth) made a confrontation for a fight and started that theme of their's, even though your character(s) just want to get on with the ultimate pwnage?
Hee... I
never thought about that. My work portrays only a more serious facet of TR, with no useless minions on sight, at least, not as the everpresent SolarBeam fodder, and with no talking pets...
I guess Darius would drop his jaw from sheer surprise+amusement before commanding Rapidash and Croconaw to
politely fend them off as soon as the motto ends, as Rocket Trio are so out of the TR mainstream they are not aware he is actually working for their beloved Fantasy Dream boss....
Lou (the "antagonist"), on the other hand, given how little he knows about TR, would ask them if they are actually the real thing, and then, after seeing firsthand how pathetic they are, he would signal one of his Pokémon to come to them, having slipped the Poké Ball behind the mecha (I
assume there will be a mecha, right?) during that Sailor Moon-long introduction. A pincer attack and TR will be sent blasting off again!!!!!!!!!1
That Team Rocket stuff was good... Hey! thanks for giving me some more ideas to work on!:classic:
Your characters are in (insert big city here) with an incredibly large check that they need to spend in one night. What's their definition of "painting the town red" (read: committing some act of debauchery)?
:surprised: thinks.... :shocked: frowns... :laugh:
I really had a hard time thinking about this one. The most I managed to elaborate was to have Darius issuing a random night-long invitation to the first one hundred of fanboys/girls who manage to catch up to him, leave them in a giant penthouse suite, close the doors behind him and leave them to have fun on their own. Two days later, he would ask Hotel Security the tapes, just to have something to laugh at and have some fun.
As for Lou, I'm afraid that given his immutable mood and his lack of... um... "social awareness";) he would take it somewhat literally, drink six or seven bottles of very good wine, and go off on a happy-go-lucky streak of painting anything he finds red, in particular if it is already red, just
to make sure. And if anyone asks him, a preacher talked him into it, for ten minutes.
Oh, and to finish...
I AM ~*~TEH MOST EVILEST PERSON~*~ ON TIS ~*##THREAD##*~!!!!11!!!!
But the truth is, I did fall in love with Astinus, so the war's canceled.
------N O W A Y ! !
I just GOT HERE!!!! I want some fun! I want war! I want poetry! I want a pimpy Lugia! I want--- Huh? What do you mean I'm going to get microwaved in a bunny suit?
EDIT: Ohhhh..... post #41... one more and this thread would be made of both win and coincidence... darn....