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favorite one-liners

Harley Quinn said:
i'm shocked
i'm genuinely, positively shocked
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Care to elaborate as to why?

maccrash said:
like, to echo what other people have said, it actually genuinely pains me to even IMAGINE saying those to someone you're pursuing. but more power to you man. that is a level of courage I will never achieve (do I even want to?).
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Yeah because a 16-17 year old knew any better when crushing on 3 different girls throughout the 4 years in high school.
 
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Alfieri said:
Care to elaborate as to why?
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i'm trying to process the thought of being approached and not only being delivered a one liner in the first place, but multiple pokémon ones at that
that i can picture, if not understand
what i'm at a loss for is those one liners being successful in various situations

what exactly is your hold over the fabric of the universe
 
Oh, c'mon now. I hate pick-up lines, but Pokémon ones are 100% more bearable. Just saying, guys.
 
Can I just point out that at no time did the OP say anything about pick-up lines.

frustrated, pc? ;]
 
Alfieri said:
The old title was pick-up lines and was changed to one-liners.
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well in that case if I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase because I want to unzip your genes
 
Do you have a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.

Hur. Hur. I didn't realize that anybody actually USED pickup lines. I thought they were the universal equivalent of a knock-knock joke.
 
One-liners always make me cringe.

That's why I never use them to pick up women.
 
Pick up lines? Lmao.

I don't use any conventional pickup lines, I put a spin on most of mine and they are as follow. .

* Ignore her when she speaks *
* Ignore her when she waves *
* Ignore her when she smiles *

Sadly, ignoring people works more than actually speaking to them. When silence becomes ineffective I'll then proceed to using this BODACIOUS pick up Iine learned in middle school. " Girl, If I could rearranged the alphabet I'd put u&i together ".
 
Usually when they ask for a lighter I light the cig for em, then tell no problem, whenever you need a fire its right here. "Right here" is my inner left coat pocket, next to my heart. Shit works every time.
 
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