Fill in the Blank!

[CiCi]

The truth is, Brock's jelly-filled doughnuts are actually made out of Soylent Green, which we all know is people!

Okay, I was kidding, Brock's true secret ingredient is _____, which he often finds in _____! What a trooper!

 

[pkmin3033]

Okay, I was kidding, Brock's true secret ingredient is the salty tears of those upset by the Dexit controversy, which he often finds in his timeline on Twitter! What a trooper!

Too soon?

We may never know what the secret ingredient is...but _____ sure thinks that _____ knows what it is, and ______...

 

[Sorvete]

We may never know what the secret ingredient is...but Brock sure thinks that Cilan knows what it is, and he's got a plan to make sure he's not using it in his restaurant...

So Brock is gonna gift Cilan _____, which he doesn't expect is actually _____.

 

[CiCi]

So Brock is gonna gift Cilan a potion to turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, which he'll put inside of a box inside of another box, which he doesn't expect is actually a ploy to mail it to himself and SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER -- which is brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, he'll tell you!!!

... Yeah, I'm not gonna lie and say I know where THAT came from but... ON WITH THE GAME!


Speaking of Cilan, did you hear the rumor that he ______? And ______ was in on it the whole time!

 

[Meadow]

Speaking of Cilan, did you hear the rumor that he plays Pokémon GO while driving? And Looker was in on it the whole time!

Watch out for that seemingly harmless Pikachu! If you're not careful, it'll steal ____________________!

 

[faf]

Watch out for that seemingly harmless Pikachu! If you're not careful, it'll steal your wallet, your car keys, and your house keys!

I don't get this Leon guy, every time he asks for directions, he always uses _____________ to guide him.

 

[PageEmp]

every time he asks for directions, he always uses Charizard's allergy to stealth rocks to guide him.

Ditto was formed when Mew _____________.

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Ditto was formed when Mew was unsuccessfully cloned at Cinnabar Island and the derpy little Mewtwo attempts escaped!

There's a time and place for _____________, but not ________________!

 

[5qwerty]

There's a time and place for eating Pokémon, but not during an official Pokémon League Gym Challenge battle!

Darn, I wish I hadn't ___________ all those years ago.

 

[Superjolt]

Darn, I wish I hadn't asked Nurse Joy out all those years ago!

Don't go in that _____! There's lots of ______ in there!

 

[Roni]

Don't go in that Mount Moon cave place thing! There's lots of Zubat in there!

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but ________!

 

[Superjolt]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but it's better than being Burned or Poisoned!


Oh no! The Pokémart is out of _____! I'll have to use _____ instead!

 

[pkmin3033]

Oh no! The Pokémart is out of Potions! I'll have to use the blood of fifteen Bulbasaur collected inside the hollow shell of a Victreebel sacrificed atop the highest point of Mt. Chimney at the stroke of midnight in the name of the great god ARCEUS instead!

Oh, great. Psyduck just ____ all over the ___ so now I'm going to have to ____ before it ____ and ____.

 

[Superjolt]

Oh, great. Psyduck just spit up Poffins all over the couch so now I'm going to have to burn the couch before it stinks up the place and the rude neighbor across the hall complains about it.

Well, if it isn't ____! How about you and I have a quick ____?

 

[pkmin3033]

Well, if it isn't Jigglypuff the Destroyer! How about you and I have a quick game of tennis using those nearby Voltorb?

It finally happened. ____ just broke ___ and this means ____ is out of ____.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

It finally happened. Mew just broke the slot machines and this means the game corner is out of business.

The tail of a ______ is made of 50% _____ and 25% ____, the rest being ______.

 

[Superjolt]

The tail of a Skitty cookie at the cafe in Lumiose City is made of 50% chocolate and 25% marshmallow, the rest being covered in frosting.

...oh, I'm making myself hungry xD



Have you tried the new ____? I heard it ____ better than ____!

 

[pkmin3033]

Have you tried the new steam-powered Volcanion express? I heard it made the school run to Lumiose City in rush hour better than you might expect!

Here we go again, _____ just landed on _____. Better fetch the shovel.

 

[Caruban]

Here we go again, Meowth just landed on Dugtrio dung. Better fetch the shovel.

But i don't have shovel, can i borrow your ______ to clean it?

 

[pkmin3033]

But I don't have shovel, can i borrow your ominous collection of discarded Graveler arms to clean it?

It's time for a snack! I think I'll have ____ before ___ comes in and ____ it...