Squirtlenator
[color=#cecfc4]Hasta La Vista, Baby[/color]
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- Seen May 13, 2021
Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn't dare take credit for her own son's contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she'd witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they'd been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner's name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. Afterwhich they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking