But no, seriously, I'd like to see exactly what the wording was, that turned "Prevent Bestiality, Acquire Animal Welfare", to "No sex allowed". Is it even physically possible to screw up the wording that bad?
Here.
According to that law:
"A person may not:
(a) Knowingly engage in any sexual conduct or sexual
contact with an animal;
(b) Knowingly cause, aid, or abet another person to engage
in any sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal;
(c) Knowingly permit any sexual conduct or sexual contact
with an animal to be conducted on any premises under his or her
charge or control; or
(d) Knowingly organize, promote, conduct, advertise, aid,
abet, participate in as an observer, or perform any service in
the furtherance of an act involving any sexual conduct or sexual
contact with an animal for a commercial or recreational purpose."
Humans are technically animals, and the only correct interpretation is to count them as such. The moral of the story, is if you want to have sex, you better not know about it.