Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Deleted member 211486]

This story can be about anything, except you have to alternate between fortunate and unfortunate events :3

Poster 1: Fortunately, Bruce's parents were rich.
Poster 2: Unfortunately, they were killed.
Poster 3: Fortunately, Bruce became Batman.
Poster 4: Unfortunately, he was killed by a clown.

Or whatever crazy things you can think of. Got it? Good.

Fortunately, Gary won the lottery.

 

[Akiba]

Unfortunately, he won a $5 lottery. No use getting excited.

Also, I think we'd have to reset the story often, due to The Law of Exponential Growth.

 

[Deleted member 211486]

Fortunately, his friend sold video games for $5.

Maybe. Let's see how it goes first :D

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Unfortunately, the video game was Superman 64. D:

Yay 3rd post. :P

 

[Akiba]

Fortunately, a prospective buyer on eBay offered $300 for it.

 

[Deleted member 211486]

Unfortunately, the buyer was a fraud.

 

[acatfrommars]

Fortunately, another buyer was interested in it.

 

[Akiba]

Unfortunately, that buyer was also a fraud.

Oldest trick in the book

 

[acatfrommars]

Fortunately, before the guy was about to throw it away a rich man named Giovanni saw him and bought the game for $3000.

 

[Akiba]

Unfortunately, Bruce challenged Giovanni a battle. And he lost, paying $3000 as the winner's prize.

 

[Deleted member 211486]

Fortunately, Bruce was a millionaire anyway.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Unfortunately, a criminal clown known as the Joker wanted the wealth for himself.

 

[Cordelia]

Fortunately, Captain America swooped in and saved the day!

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Unfortunately, the Joker forged an alliance with the Red Skull and Baron Zemo, to get their revenge on Captain America.

 

[Akiba]

Fortunately, American cartoons don't exist in real life.

 

[Poki]

Unfortunately, nor does anime.

 

[Akiba]

Fortunately, the curses from thousands of Otaku were censored just now.

 

[Deleted member 211486]

Unfortunately, millions of Otaku attempted to migrate to Japan, causing a huge flight traffic network.

 

[acatfrommars]

Fortunately, Japanese robots were created to make new planes at a faster rate than ever before.

 

[Akiba]

Unfortunately, Fukushima Daiichi happened.