Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Deleted member 211486]

Unfortunately Mexico is now in total anarchy due to the War on Drugs.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Fortunately, North Korea decided to send troops to Mexico to help the rebels.

 

[Deja Vu]

Unfortunately, North Korea gives Mexico nukes which they aim at the US.

 

[Ghost Lunis]

Fortunately pikachu is caught in a nuclear test the US is carrying out to counter Mexico and he gains super powers to help absorb any possible nuclear fall out.

 

[Deleted member 211486]

Unfortunately Pikachu isn't real.

 

[Reddo]

Fortunately, I have a cat named Pikachu!

 

[☆Rei☆]

Unfortunately, your pikachu is actually a dinosaur.

 

[Deleted member 211486]

Fortunately dinosaurs are nice.

 

[Ghost Lunis]

Unfortunately this particular dinosaur looks very very hungry...

 

[Deleted member 211486]

Fortunately looks aren't everything.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Unfortunately, this dinosaur is as hungry as it looks.

 

[Ghost Lunis]

Fortunately his appetite only consists of government officials.

 

[Sushimmi]

Unfortunately, the dinosuar is allergic to money

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Fortunately, because most dictators spend a lot of their money on their army and police, the dinosaur could eat a lot of dictators.

 

[acatfrommars]

Unfortunately, the dictators outnumbered the dinosaurs and son the dinosaurs became extinct.

 

[donavannj]

Fortunately, pumas have a taste for dictators.