Funny/Embarrassing Stories...

Kayleigh said:
Lol, Jordan, you were talking to me all of that time yesterday! XD I switched accounts with Scott. But anyways, it's okay! I have a little brother that I get worried about a lot, so I know how you must have felt.
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Gahh!
Well, I thought the response he made about my sister was a little strange, but I had no idea you were the master mind behind it hehe....
And actually, I was only around two or three when it happened to my older sister, so I can't really remember it. She said she did it, so that's where my knowledge of it came from hehe.
I bet I would've been really worried though. I get worried about my little sister quite a bit too.
 
Kayleigh said:
Lol. I was trying to act a little bit like him by using those smilies, but yep, that was me! XD I made Scott look sensitive!

Oh, and it was your older sister? I thought it was the younger one. Wow, so that happened a long time ago.
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Yeah, those smiles really threw me for a loop! You never actually use them yourself........at least not a lot.

My younger sister hardly gets into messes like that. That's because she has a concided older brother to help her out hehe...

Ok, back on topic!

DAY 3: Magic Kingdom

Alright, the first thing that happened was at the shop of the Pirates of the Caribbean. (here's an example of little kids playing with me hehe)
My family and I where looking at the various things, swords, guns, hats, and started to play around with them. My dad, my little sister and I, started a gun fight with our little guns. Each time my little sister would shoot me, I would act it out dramatically. Then, this other little boy started shooting me. I acted dramatically again for him, and he started laughing. We started running around the store shooting eachother. He evem stabbed me in the back with a sword hehe....

Here's another incident with the pictures!

Well, we finally convinced my little sister to go on Spalsh Mountain with us. (it turns out she liked it a lot!) My sister bought a tiny little gun from the Pirates of the Caribbean store, so I wanted to hold it up for the picture. When we got on the boat log, my sister and I were in the third row, and my mom and dad were in the back row, the fourth. Well, I held the gun up, but....something happened. We were planning to buy the pics, but the hand with the gun was right in my dad's face, so all you could see was his hat. It really funny hehe..

Another thing that happened with Splash Mountain was a little misfortune.
There's a bridge that leads over to Splash Mountain,a nd every so often, a burst of water splashes out and showers the people on the bridge. We passed over that bridge around 3 times, and nothing happened to me....and I really wanted to get wet! On the fourth time when we were walking over the bridge coming back from Spalsh Mountain, (I got soaked on the ride) one of the bursts landed right on me.
Refreshing, but not exactly at the ideal moment hehe...
 
100marios said:
Another thing that happened with Splash Mountain was a little misfortune.
There's a bridge that leads over to Splash Mountain,a nd every so often, a burst of water splashes out and showers the people on the bridge. We passed over that bridge around 3 times, and nothing happened to me....and I really wanted to get wet! On the fourth time when we were walking over the bridge coming back from Spalsh Mountain, (I got soaked on the ride) one of the bursts landed right on me.
Refreshing, but not exactly at the ideal moment hehe...
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Oh! I have a story about a flume ride too! Actually two!

One: Last year on my trip to Busch Gardens (I have a lot of interesting stories from that trip... I jus can't remember them all yet!) Well anyway, I went on Escape from Pomeii with my friend. We were the only two on the ride so the guy let us stay on multiple times in a row. Everytime she would get soaked and I sat right next to her and stayed dry. It happened each time too! Then she started getting annoyed at it so she decided to switch seats with me. And she still got wet and I stayed dry! She was so wet she had to buy a sweatshirt to wear to dry her off! I only had a few drops of water on me! It was really funny!

Two: Last summer we went to Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. One of the nights we decided to stay for the laser light show. So while we were waiting we had time for some more rides. My sister and I decided to go on one of those big flumes. There was also another family on it but it was pretty empty. We got drenched. As in dripping wet. Then of course, knowing us and our stupidity we decided to stand on the bridge while the other family went around again. I didn't expect as much water to hit us as it did! A HUGE, and I mean HUGE! tidal wave hit us! We were so wet! And I didn't have a sweatshirt and my sister had hers around her waist... on the ride! So it was soaking wet too! And we were staying at the park late to watch the show. So we had to sit there on the cold ground soaked. It was really uncomfortable but really funny too! And I have a feeling that won't be the last time I do something stupid like that!
 
snowangel3181988 said:
Oh! I have a story about a flume ride too! Actually two!

One: Last year on my trip to Busch Gardens (I have a lot of interesting stories from that trip... I jus can't remember them all yet!) Well anyway, I went on Escape from Pomeii with my friend. We were the only two on the ride so the guy let us stay on multiple times in a row. Everytime she would get soaked and I sat right next to her and stayed dry. It happened each time too! Then she started getting annoyed at it so she decided to switch seats with me. And she still got wet and I stayed dry! She was so wet she had to buy a sweatshirt to wear to dry her off! I only had a few drops of water on me! It was really funny!

Two: Last summer we went to Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. One of the nights we decided to stay for the laser light show. So while we were waiting we had time for some more rides. My sister and I decided to go on one of those big flumes. There was also another family on it but it was pretty empty. We got drenched. As in dripping wet. Then of course, knowing us and our stupidity we decided to stand on the bridge while the other family went around again. I didn't expect as much water to hit us as it did! A HUGE, and I mean HUGE! tidal wave hit us! We were so wet! And I didn't have a sweatshirt and my sister had hers around her waist... on the ride! So it was soaking wet too! And we were staying at the park late to watch the show. So we had to sit there on the cold ground soaked. It was really uncomfortable but really funny too! And I have a feeling that won't be the last time I do something stupid like that!
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Sorry to say, but I bet I would've laughed!
......that is, if I didn't get hit too. Then I would be shivering like the rest of you guys hehe....
Well, I guess you in one you lose one!
I don't normally get wet on flume rides. I got completely soaked when I rode Popeye's though hehe...
Great stories!
 
100marios said:
Sorry to say, but I bet I would've laughed!
......that is, if I didn't get hit too. Then I would be shivering like the rest of you guys hehe....
Well, I guess you in one you lose one!
I don't normally get wet on flume rides. I got completely soaked when I rode Popeye's though hehe...
Great stories!
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Oh! I laughed too... until I realized we were staying at the park for another two hours and it was getting dark and cold out. But it was really funny! But we were completely drenched in water. Right after my mom wanted to go on those old fashioned cars. So I went with my sister and I let her drive because I was so cold I didn't feel like it. Then once we were done I felt really bad for the people who had to ride after us... they were little kids and our wet clothes left huge wet spots on the seats. I felt so bad...

I usually don't get wet when I want to and when I don't want to get drenched I do! Flume rides always make for good storys... like once at Six Flags it was me, my mom, and my sister. I was a few years ago so my sister was probably around 7. My mom had to help my sister in so she wouldn't fall off the log and land in the water. In the process of trying to put my sister in my mom's sunglasses fell in the water. My mom wears sunglasses everywhere in the summer so she needed to buy new ones. It was funny at the time... but not so much anymore. But flumes never fail to create great stories!
 
snowangel3181988 said:
Oh! I laughed too... until I realized we were staying at the park for another two hours and it was getting dark and cold out. But it was really funny! But we were completely drenched in water. Right after my mom wanted to go on those old fashioned cars. So I went with my sister and I let her drive because I was so cold I didn't feel like it. Then once we were done I felt really bad for the people who had to ride after us... they were little kids and our wet clothes left huge wet spots on the seats. I felt so bad...

I usually don't get wet when I want to and when I don't want to get drenched I do! Flume rides always make for good storys... like once at Six Flags it was me, my mom, and my sister. I was a few years ago so my sister was probably around 7. My mom had to help my sister in so she wouldn't fall off the log and land in the water. In the process of trying to put my sister in my mom's sunglasses fell in the water. My mom wears sunglasses everywhere in the summer so she needed to buy new ones. It was funny at the time... but not so much anymore. But flumes never fail to create great stories!
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Oh, you guys could've caught a cold....
Chances are I would've done the same exact thing hehe.
.....it just had to be little kids! I can see why you felt that way, but hopefully they worked something out. It's common sense not to sit in a puddle!

Same here! Like in my story, I never catch a break!
Hmm, I would've liked to see the expression on my mom's face if that ever happened to her hehe...
Was it a ride like Splash Mountain? I heard a girl got electricuted when she stepped inside the water.....ehh.....
I can most certainly agree with that! That's one of the reasons why I love water parks so much!
 
100marios said:
Oh, you guys could've caught a cold....
Chances are I would've done the same exact thing hehe.
.....it just had to be little kids! I can see why you felt that way, but hopefully they worked something out. It's common sense not to sit in a puddle!

Same here! Like in my story, I never catch a break!
Hmm, I would've liked to see the expression on my mom's face if that ever happened to her hehe...
Was it a ride like Splash Mountain? I heard a girl got electricuted when she stepped inside the water.....ehh.....
I can most certainly agree with that! That's one of the reasons why I love water parks so much!
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Sure we could've caught a cold... but at an amusement park you don't think of the consequences for your actions! I doubt it'll be the last time we do somethign that stupid! It was fun... my mom warned us first and everything but we still went on!

Yeah, little kids. I really did feel bad... but I don't think the could really avoid the puddles... it was only a two seat car so they really had no choice. Why couldn't have been someone else that had to sit in that car? Why the little girl with the unicorn?

I don't know if you would get electrocuted or not... I think my mom was more worried about her drowning even though it wasn't that deep. It still wouldn't be good to fall in. My sister was, and still is, very tiny. She could've easily fallen in. Either way... better lose sunglasses than my sister...

I can't think of anymore water park stories... but I know that they exist... I'll have to think about it. I'll come up with more! Knowing my family, there's tons of them!
 
snowangel3181988 said:
Sure we could've caught a cold... but at an amusement park you don't think of the consequences for your actions! I doubt it'll be the last time we do somethign that stupid! It was fun... my mom warned us first and everything but we still went on!

Yeah, little kids. I really did feel bad... but I don't think the could really avoid the puddles... it was only a two seat car so they really had no choice. Why couldn't have been someone else that had to sit in that car? Why the little girl with the unicorn?

I don't know if you would get electrocuted or not... I think my mom was more worried about her drowning even though it wasn't that deep. It still wouldn't be good to fall in. My sister was, and still is, very tiny. She could've easily fallen in. Either way... better lose sunglasses than my sister...

I can't think of anymore water park stories... but I know that they exist... I'll have to think about it. I'll come up with more! Knowing my family, there's tons of them!
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I don't blame you.....
It's not everyday you go to an amusement park! I wouldn't let a little water stop me either!
Hehe..

Oh......now I know why you felt bad! I'm sorry to hear that...
Little girl with a unicorn!?
It just doesn't get much worse hehe...

Ah, if you're mom were like mine, she would be worrying about my little sister being electrocuted, drowning, or a plethora of other possibilities. I think it all goes to her head sometimes!
I'm glad you're sister didn't fall in. It's a good thing she has such a good family to help take care of her!

We had a lot happen to us when we went to Wet n' Wild in Orlando. I'm too lazy to say anything right now though hehe...
 
100marios said:
I don't blame you.....
It's not everyday you go to an amusement park! I wouldn't let a little water stop me either!
Hehe..

Oh......now I know why you felt bad! I'm sorry to hear that...
Little girl with a unicorn!?
It just doesn't get much worse hehe...

Ah, if you're mom were like mine, she would be worrying about my little sister being electrocuted, drowning, or a plethora of other possibilities. I think it all goes to her head sometimes!
I'm glad you're sister didn't fall in. It's a good thing she has such a good family to help take care of her!

We had a lot happen to us when we went to Wet n' Wild in Orlando. I'm too lazy to say anything right now though hehe...
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Yeah, amusement parks are for fun not worrying about how you'll feel after...

Ok! I thought of another! Also involving my sister! It's not a water ride but a ferris wheel at Six Flags. My sister went through a phase where she was terrified of flumes and ferris wheels. It might've been heights in general but she is now over that. I got her riding 200+ foot roolercoasters this summer! But anyways... I think it was the summer between 7th and 8th grade so my sister would've been about 7 at the time. We went to Six Flags with my cousin, Craig (he's my age), and my best friend at the time Jenn. My other cousin didn't want to go because he had to stay home and pack for a camping trip two days later or something. But anyways... we convinced my sister to go on the ferris wheel... and by convinced I think we bribed her! We didn't all fit in one gondola (there was 6 of us I think) so Craig and I went by ourselves. Plus we didn't want to be with my sister. We definately jinxed it though. We wanted my sister to cry... and we kept saying she would but Jenn didn't believe she would cry. Jenn doesn't like heights either. Craig and I kept joking that they were going to get stuck on top... and they did! My sister was in tears! It really shouldn't be that funny... it's kinda mean. But it was hilarious at the time... and now! My sister even thinks it's funny. Craig and I are such jinxes! It was an interesting day!
 
snowangel3181988 said:
Yeah, amusement parks are for fun not worrying about how you'll feel after...

Ok! I thought of another! Also involving my sister! It's not a water ride but a ferris wheel at Six Flags. My sister went through a phase where she was terrified of flumes and ferris wheels. It might've been heights in general but she is now over that. I got her riding 200+ foot roolercoasters this summer! But anyways... I think it was the summer between 7th and 8th grade so my sister would've been about 7 at the time. We went to Six Flags with my cousin, Craig (he's my age), and my best friend at the time Jenn. My other cousin didn't want to go because he had to stay home and pack for a camping trip two days later or something. But anyways... we convinced my sister to go on the ferris wheel... and by convinced I think we bribed her! We didn't all fit in one gondola (there was 6 of us I think) so Craig and I went by ourselves. Plus we didn't want to be with my sister. We definately jinxed it though. We wanted my sister to cry... and we kept saying she would but Jenn didn't believe she would cry. Jenn doesn't like heights either. Craig and I kept joking that they were going to get stuck on top... and they did! My sister was in tears! It really shouldn't be that funny... it's kinda mean. But it was hilarious at the time... and now! My sister even thinks it's funny. Craig and I are such jinxes! It was an interesting day!
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I can tell! Hehe...
Sorry for responding so late! I wanted to remember a good story before I said anything......and I did! After this, I can't think of many more Amusement park funny stories....


Ok, I have a nasty tendency of daydreaming while we're roaming around a park and seeing the sights, (How can you blame me?) so that's what this story is about.

We were in the Magic Kingdom, walking around the Ariel's Grotto place when something freaky happened to me. My dad's the easiest person to see in my family, so I was trying to pay attention to what he and he rest of my family were talking about while I was daydreaming. My dad stopped with the rest of my family to check the map, but since I was so occupied I kept on walking. I saw an attraction I wanted to go to, and turned to my dad to ask if we could go but......the guy was obviously not my dad!!
He was wearing a shirt that was the same color as my dad's so when they stopped I didn't notice the change. I didn't say anything to the guy, but I was really freaked out and looked behind me to see my family laughing at me.
It just has to be me hehe....
 
100marios said:
I can tell! Hehe...
Sorry for responding so late! I wanted to remember a good story before I said anything......and I did! After this, I can't think of many more Amusement park funny stories....


Ok, I have a nasty tendency of daydreaming while we're roaming around a park and seeing the sights, (How can you blame me?) so that's what this story is about.

We were in the Magic Kingdom, walking around the Ariel's Grotto place when something freaky happened to me. My dad's the easiest person to see in my family, so I was trying to pay attention to what he and he rest of my family were talking about while I was daydreaming. My dad stopped with the rest of my family to check the map, but since I was so occupied I kept on walking. I saw an attraction I wanted to go to, and turned to my dad to ask if we could go but......the guy was obviously not my dad!!
He was wearing a shirt that was the same color as my dad's so when they stopped I didn't notice the change. I didn't say anything to the guy, but I was really freaked out and looked behind me to see my family laughing at me.
It just has to be me hehe....
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It's okay that you responded late... I'm running out of amusement park stories too. At least I can't think of any more... I know they exist though. I mean with my family and friends there are tons more!

That's happened to me many times before! I always make stupid mistakes mistaking one person for someone else. I just can't think of an example of it right now. Well this ones as close as I can get to it now. I was in 3rd grade. I don't remember what I did wrong but it must've been bad because I remember being grounded... and I don't get grounded a lot. So I was really upset and crying and everything. My mom was really mad at me. So after a few hours I decided to call my mom rather than talk to her face to face. We have two phone lines in our house... one's my grandmother's and the other is my parent's. But I don't know why I decided to call but I did. It seems kinda stupid now. So I called and started crying an apologizing to my mom over the phone. At least I thought it was my mom! Turns out I dialed my best friend's number instead of my own! I was crying to her mom not mine! It was really embarassing! I felt really stupid!

Oh! And that happened to me again! Everytime I call my mom at work she answers Good Afternoon, Mutual Housing. Once... er more than once actually! But once I called her and she didn't say that. I started talking asking her to pick me up or something. Once again turns out she wasn't my mom! Just some other lady that sounds like her on the phone! I'm not the only one to have made this mistake. Everyone seems to think they sound identical on the phone. Now I make sure whoever answers says the same thing as my mom... in my mom's voice! Last time I made the mix-up I could hear them all laughing in the background! I'll make sure not to make that mistake again!
 
hm... long time no post in this thread... unless its a new one... here's a story, funny... too funny.... and embarassing....

it was Arts class @ skool. some sort of an argument was going on between a ex-boyfriend-girlfriend couple. suddenly the girl stuck out her tounge and went "bleaahhh.." which sounded VERY much like someone.. uh.... gassed out... and thats when someone automatically said "HEY WHO FARTED?" and that was the same time someone nearby the girl really gassed out really stinky. we all thought it was her who gassed out but it took us an entire minute to figure it out.
 
snowangel3181988 said:
It's okay that you responded late... I'm running out of amusement park stories too. At least I can't think of any more... I know they exist though. I mean with my family and friends there are tons more!

That's happened to me many times before! I always make stupid mistakes mistaking one person for someone else. I just can't think of an example of it right now. Well this ones as close as I can get to it now. I was in 3rd grade. I don't remember what I did wrong but it must've been bad because I remember being grounded... and I don't get grounded a lot. So I was really upset and crying and everything. My mom was really mad at me. So after a few hours I decided to call my mom rather than talk to her face to face. We have two phone lines in our house... one's my grandmother's and the other is my parent's. But I don't know why I decided to call but I did. It seems kinda stupid now. So I called and started crying an apologizing to my mom over the phone. At least I thought it was my mom! Turns out I dialed my best friend's number instead of my own! I was crying to her mom not mine! It was really embarassing! I felt really stupid!

Oh! And that happened to me again! Everytime I call my mom at work she answers Good Afternoon, Mutual Housing. Once... er more than once actually! But once I called her and she didn't say that. I started talking asking her to pick me up or something. Once again turns out she wasn't my mom! Just some other lady that sounds like her on the phone! I'm not the only one to have made this mistake. Everyone seems to think they sound identical on the phone. Now I make sure whoever answers says the same thing as my mom... in my mom's voice! Last time I made the mix-up I could hear them all laughing in the background! I'll make sure not to make that mistake again!
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That's never happened to me, but I'm sure it will sometime! That was pretty funny hehe...
And that was interesting Lancelite hehe.

I just remembered one of my door stories!

This was in my old house about a year ago. We had a little closet where the washer and dryer were, that was extremely small (the washer and dryer took up most of the room). I was bringing my clothes and dropping them off inside, when my shirt snagged on the pointy door handle. When I walked out, the door closed, and since my shirt was still attached to the doornob, it made me turn and run into the wall. It was really funny! I've had a few problems with doors..
 
100marios said:
That's never happened to me, but I'm sure it will sometime! That was pretty funny hehe...
And that was interesting Lancelite hehe.

I just remembered one of my door stories!

This was in my old house about a year ago. We had a little closet where the washer and dryer were, that was extremely small (the washer and dryer took up most of the room). I was bringing my clothes and dropping them off inside, when my shirt snagged on the pointy door handle. When I walked out, the door closed, and since my shirt was still attached to the doornob, it made me turn and run into the wall. It was really funny! I've had a few problems with doors..
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You have issues with doors while I have issues with coffee tables... what interesting lives we lead!

I've had my fair share of crashing into doors too! I just can't think of an example... well this one is the best I got... but it's not really a door more of a car door!

In 6th grade I was getting out of my dad's camaro. He asked me to hold the pizza. So I held the pizza in one hand and shut the door with the other... unfortuantly I shut the door righton my left thumb! I still don't know how I managed that since Im right handed and I was holding a pizza in one hand... so how did I ever manage to shut my thumb in the door? It's almost impossible! Well anyways... my dad thought the door was locked so he pushed the lock button but the door was unlocked so he ended up locking the door with my thumb in the car! Then he realised what he did and unlocked it! My thumb was black for literally months! I'm surprised my nail didn't fall off after that incident. It was not fun...
 
snowangel3181988 said:
You have issues with doors while I have issues with coffee tables... what interesting lives we lead!

I've had my fair share of crashing into doors too! I just can't think of an example... well this one is the best I got... but it's not really a door more of a car door!

In 6th grade I was getting out of my dad's camaro. He asked me to hold the pizza. So I held the pizza in one hand and shut the door with the other... unfortuantly I shut the door righton my left thumb! I still don't know how I managed that since Im right handed and I was holding a pizza in one hand... so how did I ever manage to shut my thumb in the door? It's almost impossible! Well anyways... my dad thought the door was locked so he pushed the lock button but the door was unlocked so he ended up locking the door with my thumb in the car! Then he realised what he did and unlocked it! My thumb was black for literally months! I'm surprised my nail didn't fall off after that incident. It was not fun...
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Yeah! The problem is, doors are almost everywhere....I have to constantly be on my guard. I think the same think with the door almost happened again, but I learned from my little mistake!

Wow! Talk about awkward! I don't know what happened, but, like you said, it defenitely must've hurt. Something like that happened to me, but it was when I was teaching my friends how to close the door to our van (it's a little tricky). They're were sitting in the backseat inside while I was inside closing the door without looking.....big mistake. I slammed the door really hard right onto my thumb too! I stopped talking all of a sudden, so my friends were kinda curious as to what happened.
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Yikes! >_< I've shut the door on my fingers countless times. It hurts so much.

Oh, and I've got another story! I wasn't there, but I've heard the story from my family and I think it's really funny. I'll tell you their names so you'll know who I'm talking about.

A couple of years ago my mom, (Laura) aunt, (Susie) uncle, (Steve) and grandfather (We call him Pop) went fishing at a lake that they really like. They went on my grandfather's fishing boat. Well, my mom really isn't the type of person that enjoys getting dirty and being out in the woods, so everyone kind of teases her about that. Such as, she wears gloves whenever she's getting the fish off of her hook. XD Anyways, they were all sitting in the boat fishing happily, when my mom saw something moving in the water. It was black, and it was coming straight at them, really fast, non-stop. My mom squinted and looked out at it, trying to focus and see what it was. She patted my aunt on the shoulder and whispered, 'Susie.... is that a snake?' My aunt looked over at it, and then back at my mom with an awkward look and replied, 'That's Pop's lure.' Everyone started laughing at my mom, of course, and wouldn't stop teasing her the whole trip, and even after they got home.

Little did they know the joke was on them...

On the next fishing trip, all four of them went back to the same lake. They were fishing in almost the same exact spot as last time. My mom was looking around, when she shouted, 'There's a REAL snake!!!' Sure enough, a big black one was swimming nearby. My grandfather just looked out and said, 'Sure is!' Everyone kind of looked at it for a while, watching it swim. Then they noticed that it just kept coming and coming and coming and coming. They were expecting it to just swim off, but it was headed straight for them, just like that lure. And it was swimming really fast. You would expect a snake to get scared and go under water, but not this one. When my mom and aunt figured that out, they started screaming and 'dancing' around in the boat while my uncle and grandfather just looked at them like they were psychos. The boat almost turned over! Once the ladies calmed down, they looked out and saw the snake still coming towards the boat. It continued coming, and once it was as close to the boat as it could get, it stuck its head up out of the water and sort of raised up and looked at them. My mom screamed and got her fishing rod and started whacking at the water, while my aunt was busy shouting, 'LAURA! Don't get it angry!' Finally, it swam off and disappeared. So, this time my mom was the one who had the last laugh.

It was just funny how the first time it wasn't a real snake, and the next time it was! XD And it was really big, too. I wish I could've been there, lol.
 
Woah! How much time elapsed between the two trips? How funny!
That's one of those incidents that isn't funny at the moment, but is worth more then a few laughs when you recall it. I bet everyone has learned to trust your mom a little more hehe...
Nice storytelling!

Ah! I just remember another story! I told CaRtOON this a while back, but I never posted it here. Here goes nothing!

The story starts out with my mom in the kitchen making dinner. She was busy cutting up potatoes when I waltzed into the kitchen to find something to eat. I sat on one of the stools next to the counter where my mom was cutting up the potatoes, (which I had no idea were potatoes) and just started talking to her about what there was to eat. Obviously, she said to wait for dinner. Well, after not eating much that day, I really didn't want to wait, so when I saw the sliced potatoes I mistaked them apples. I grabed one and exclaimed, "Mmm! Apples!", and popped it into my mouth. If any of you have tried eating cold potatoes, you would know just how nasty they taste. I quickly rushed to the garbage and spat it out, while my mom was cracking up from behind me. I pretty much played a trick on myself right there hehe...

You guys should try slicing up some apples and potatoes, and try to trick your family with this little little gag by offering them some hehe...
 
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I once got my fingers stuck in between two cairs when I was about 11, and boy did it hurt. >_>'

Anyways, once when I was a little kid, I was in the store with my friend and I REALLY had to go to the washroom, so I asked him if he'd show me where the bathroom is. He just said to go look for it, but I had no clue where it was! So I kind of...wet myself. >_> That is a day I will never forget, unfortunately. =\
 
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