Grill the Pokemon above

[CiCi]

I... I can't D: He's a good boi! Uh... Maybe... Ummm... I wish he'd stop chewing the furniture??
I can't do it, guys! ; 3; I just can't!

Let's just move on to Pumpkaboo, okay?? T_T

 

[CF1994]

Pumpkaboo's Abilities are not that super useful, and it's evolution has access to numerous special moves, and yet it's Sp. Atk is it's worst stat.

Eiscue?

 

[Saиdmaи]

I'd cover up my face as well. Too bad the ice melts.

Meltan challenges you !

 

[CF1994]

They cause havoc because of their love for eating metals, an element we need daily. They also need to be caught in insane quantities for a chance to achieve it's evolution; Melmetal, a very slow process.

Dracovish is anxiously awaiting the next challenger.

 

[saniachan]

Weird body. That's all.

Btw anybody wanna roast Galarian Ponyta?

 

[CiCi]

You look like you belong in a Millennial's rave party. Go get a real job.

Bronzong, anyone?

 

[CF1994]

It dropped the Gyro Ball on it's viability when it lost it's neutral resistances to Ghost and Dark-type attacks.

Give Hattrem a taste of her own vibe check.

 

[CiCi]

Anticipates a super-effective move but can't do crap about it. What a useless ability. Plus, its colors are just plain ugly, sorry not sorry.

Maractus :D

 

[Ninetales]

It's so embarrassingly forgettable and awkward-looking. Although it's still so cute.

Jumpluff

 

[CF1994]

It almost looks identical to Oddish if you take away the cotton balls. Plus, it's a terrible Grass or Flying-type to rely on in Johto, since access to usable STAB is nearly nonexistent.

Alcremie

 

[CiCi]

So overhyped for such an ugly looking Poke. Plus, why would you scoop cream off its body? That's straight gross.

Ooh, we have Sobble up next 😏

 

[CF1994]

Sobble cries too much and could really do with some serious therapy.

Sandaconda!

 

[Ninetales]

It's a knock off version of Arbok and it looks like it's strangling itself.

Paras

 

[CF1994]

It can't survive without the parasite, but the parasite is killing it, so it's existence is a lose-lose life of pain.

Dracozolt

 

[pkmin3033]

This thing grills itself, it's one of the worst designs in Pokemon history. It's the best example of a good idea gone horribly wrong I've seen in years.

Flareon

 

[Saиdmaи]

Imagine not even being in the top 3 most popular Pokémon of your very own evolutionary line.

Hariyama

 

[pkmin3033]

It's a big, useless Fighting-type Pokemon that can't even beat a Snorlax, which is weak to it. Fail.

Oricorio

 

[saniachan]

To think that Oricorio only has one non-flying type STAB attack... poor thing. 😔

And I might as well have tpbm roast...
*sees Cobalion passing by*
That one!

 

[pkmin3033]

Competitively it's a poor man's Lucario, and it's supposed to be a Legendary. How sad is that? Also, it's part Fighting type, and there is no such thing as a good Fighting type Pokemon.

Hmm...Blissey

 

[CF1994]

Brute force is more than enough to break this egg open. Since Eviolite became a thing, it is absolutely outclassed by it's pre-evolution Chansey.

Try Centiskorch