Grill the Pokemon above

[Orion☆]

Someone around here called it a "stupid annoying flying squirrel" and I couldn't second that feeling more than I already do. Oh, and if there were a "Grill that Pokémon Trainer" thread, I'd promptly roast Elesa for having TWO of those in the original BW, which makes her fight all the more infuriating.

Alakazam?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Is Alakazam so weak that it needs TWO Spoons to stand a chance in a fight ? Not to count its Mega-Evolution, with five Spoons! FIVE!

Machamp ?

 

[Orion☆]

Why. Why does this thing exist. Why does this entire line exist. Does Game Freak know they can do perfectly fine masculine-looking Mons without veering into the Uncanny Valley? (Apparently they do, but if Grimmsnarl is any indication, they ignore it on purpose.)

Speaking of Uncanny Valley... Jynx?

 

[ReKoil]

It's design was changed multiple times throughout the generations and it's still kind of creepy.

Corsola ?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

What is this pokémon besides a pink and white rock with branches ?

Koraidon ?

 

[Zeostar]

It's so terrifying it hasn't even been willed into existence yet.

Wobbuffet

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

It can mirror attacks twice as strong, but Burn or Poison it and it will fall where it stands, powerless!

Rhyperior ?

 

[ReKoil]

A visual downgrade from Rhydon.

Escavalier ?

 

[Zeostar]

It's so painfully slow.

Cranidos

 

[CF1994]

It can deal a devastating blow with it's mighty physical prowess, but has as much durability as an early route bug.

Hisuian Braviary

 

[ReKoil]

Why does it look like an Ice type, and yet it's a Psychic type?

Archeops

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

This feathered lizard pokémon looked better as a fossil!

Politoed ?

 

[PokeDude645]

Ugly frog.... enough said. Only good thing is Emperor Palpitoad. And this is coming from someone who likes Simisear. I love almost all Gen 5, but I don't like this line.


Dewott (I like em but i know many don't)

 

[ReKoil]

Even the new regional form for the final evo was not enough to make me want to try this line. The entire line is still as bland as it's always been.

Gogoat ?

 

[Orion☆]

They said it would be rideable, but it's not! What a disappointment.

Mimikyu. (Just to show I'm open to criticism of my absolute favourite Mon.)

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Is this pokémon so ashamed of itself, that it feels the need to hide under a disguise ?
Bad Gardevoir, bad!

Zoroark ?

 

[ReKoil]

Less appealing than it's first stage in both forms.

Golem ?

 

[PokeDude645]

ball with dino face. (although I like it more than other's cause it was my first shiny as a Geodude in Lets Go Pikachu)

Buff Man in Clou- I mean Landourus.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Why does this pokémon look like it is drunk ? And look at its mustache and spikes on its head! Horrendous.
And what is with its sort of white block behind its head ? Is that a bolster for when it sleeps ?

Suicune ?

 

[ReKoil]

I like it, but the weird ribbons have always bugged me for some reason. You're not a ribbon dancer, Suicune!
They just look out of place to me, I guess..

Slaking ?