Grill the Pokemon above

[ReKoil]

Kinda don't wanna grill it, but...
... the dex entries mention it being extremely clingy lol

Araquanid

 

[Orion☆]

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING MON. It's a giant stinky spider that only appears when it's rainy, and it does so in numbers. Oh, and if they spot you? You better hope your bicycle's quick enough to make a run for it, or these things will not hesitate to make their lunch out of you. I hate it so much... too bad I had pretend otherwise because it was a (now former) friend's favourite Mon.

Anyway. Froslass?

 

[Roni]

why u got your hands attached to ur cheeks bro u have an entire foot of body space unused

Zigzagoon

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Cute little pokémon... but it is rather hard for it to retrieve a specific lost item... Fact checked!

Marshadow ?

 

[ReKoil]

This thing is basically a corporate thief, slipping into people's and pokemons shadows to steal their techniques. Someone seal it away already.

Plusle ?

 

[Orion☆]

Can't function without Minun. I appreciate the spirit, but it's practically useless in single battles.

Emolga?

 

[Fairy]

Fictional electric flying squirrel? Still not cuter than an irl sugar glider.

Magmar?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Too hot temperature, and his head is so ugly! Who would even think of hanging out with that pokémon, seriously ?

Rhydon ?

 

[Roni]

Other Pokemon have such lovely color pallets while my guy is just... gray

Meloetta

 

[Fairy]

Meloetta

*casually sips tea* ahh, the has-been soprano? I wonder how her.. pirouette career is now? *chuckles*

Elekid

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

What good is this pokémon for if it can't even store the electricity it makes ? Not to count what happens if you put your hand in the spot between its horns! You'll be better off buying a battery.

Audino ?

 

[ReKoil]

Least memorable Pokecenter related mon.

Zoroark

 

[_confused_piplup_]

So ugly it has to mask itself.

Shiftry

 

[ReKoil]

Pinocchio lied way too many times it seems.

Venomoth

 

[Megan]

Can't survive a corrupted save file even at level 100. :(

Weepinbell?

 

[Roni]

Mouth probably as dry as the Sahara from having it open 24/7. Not to mention the stench

Gible

 

[Zeostar]

Everybody who catches a gible is likely eyeing a future Garchomp and ignoring the gible in front of them.

Grapploct

 

[Fairy]

You know, Octopus actually have 8 brains, one in each of its arms. So really Grapploct is just giving itself continuous brain damage by hitting an enemy. Boi's gonna knock his own ass out.

Dewgong.

 

[Roni]

Best thing about it is that kids won't have to worry about coloring it in in coloring books.

Celesteela

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Just a rocket, only good at burning everything under it!

Cosmoem ?