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    So my fellow PC members, I come to you with a question. What is the worst joke you've ever heard?
     
    Lol, my coach was telling our team some Yo Mamma jokes today. They were hilariously bad. XD

    Stuff like: Yo Mamma has no teeth and she says she wants to take a bite out of crime. *queue cricket noises*
     
    Basically any joke aimed at me, or an overused joke.
    i'm pretty sure everyone heard this but...
    why didn't the turkey cross the road?
    because he was too chicken...*sighs*
     
    If you wanna hear super lame jokes, come and join me in my math class...

    My teacher was like...
    'I expect you guys to ace this test... If any of you guys fail i'll send you to the principle'
    And everyone was quiet... and then he was like, 'Thats a joke!!!' and he starts laughing... ALONE!!!
    I was like he he he... he??
     
    Any sort of horrendously overused joke that ends with "Oh yeah? Well so's YOUR FACE." They're so overdone; they'd lost its funny a long time ago and now they're being told at my school to the point where I'm gonna go crazy. XD;
     
    When Silver Riolu joked that he would close a thread.
     
    I agree with Saryka.

    On a similar note, I hate the whole "your mom" thing. Kids at my school really abuse it.. eg:

    "I like Naruto."
    "YOUR MOM LIKES NARUTO!"

    "I'm hungry"
    "YOUR MOM'S HUNGRY!"

    "This game is boring."
    "YOUR MOM'S BORING!"

    And then they laugh like it's the funniest thing they've ever heard...
     
    I find a lot of blonde jokes to be pretty stupid, with the exception of a few good ones. The "Your mum" jokes also got old pretty quickly, it's just as bad when people overuse them. :/
     
    The most overused joke of all time
    why did the chicken cross the road? (and in the words of catherine Tate "AM I BOVARD!?! DOES DE FACE LOOK BOVARD?!?!?)

    LMAO ^.^
     
    But AM I BOVVERED IS A CLASSIC!!

    This 5 year old I know made this and somehow burst into hysterics:

    Knock,Knock
    (Whos there?)
    Tractor
    (Tractor who?)
    Tractor duck duck

    and then he just laughed for about half an hour...
     
    Basically anything thats overused. Also, knock-knock jokes sort of bore me now.
     
    My sister was telling me a story the other day;

    "Hey," said Timothy.
    "Hey," replied Travis. "I have some really important news to tell you."
    "Cool."
    "Yeah," said Trevor.

    It was meant to be a joke. How, I do not know but my sister had a fit of hysterics when she saw my blank face. If anyone could explain how this is in any way funny, I would appreciate it.
     
    Nozomi said:
    I agree with Saryka.

    On a similar note, I hate the whole "your mom" thing. Kids at my school really abuse it.. eg:

    "I like Naruto."
    "YOUR MOM LIKES NARUTO!"

    "I'm hungry"
    "YOUR MOM'S HUNGRY!"

    "This game is boring."
    "YOUR MOM'S BORING!"

    And then they laugh like it's the funniest thing they've ever heard...
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    Its not the terrible joke thats funny, its how people know how stupid it is.
    I really don't know anyone who would laugh at this because they thought it was "funny" funny instead of "stupid" funny.
    Besides, everyone uses them now and half of them don't even make sense.
    i'm pretty sure that its impossible that someones mother gets stuck in the air after jumping. Sure its a fat joke, but defying the laws of physics isn't that funny.
    and if you see your friend laughing for no reason, wouldn't you get the urge to laugh with him/her?
     
    Nozomi said:
    I agree with Saryka.

    On a similar note, I hate the whole "your mom" thing. Kids at my school really abuse it.. eg:

    "I like Naruto."
    "YOUR MOM LIKES NARUTO!"

    "I'm hungry"
    "YOUR MOM'S HUNGRY!"

    "This game is boring."
    "YOUR MOM'S BORING!"

    And then they laugh like it's the funniest thing they've ever heard...
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    Jesus Christ dude, I completely agree. It was kinda funny at first, but now it's...stupid. I know too many people who do this, and actually find it comical. The only reason I'll ever laugh at anyone who does that is because half the time they honestly don't know how retarded it makes them look.

    So yeah, those are probably the most irritating and/or unfunny jokes I've ever heard.
     
    Nozomi said:
    I agree with Saryka.

    On a similar note, I hate the whole "your mom" thing. Kids at my school really abuse it.. eg:

    "I like Naruto."
    "YOUR MOM LIKES NARUTO!"

    "I'm hungry"
    "YOUR MOM'S HUNGRY!"

    "This game is boring."
    "YOUR MOM'S BORING!"

    And then they laugh like it's the funniest thing they've ever heard...
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    Completly agree with you one that.

    Signomi said:
    I find a lot of blonde jokes to be pretty stupid, with the exception of a few good ones. The "Your mum" jokes also got old pretty quickly, it's just as bad when people overuse them. :/
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    Also agreed.

    Superjub said:
    Basically anything thats overused. Also, knock-knock jokes sort of bore me now.
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    Yeah, I hate anything that people overuse, but I hardly find any joke funny.
     
    My science teacher was handing back our tests, and when she came to mine she was like "You have to do better next time," and then I saw I got a 100, so I went up to her and said "But, I got a hundred!" Then she was like "That was a joke!"

    It's fun annoying her =D.
     
    This is easy enough, and I'm probably gonna get flamed for this but I really don't get why saying "so, I heard u liek mudkipz!!1!!11oneoneeleven" is even remotely funny :/
     
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