You know, I was playing some Yugioh with my broski yesterday and one particular duel, he explodes first with all of his X-Saber shenanigans. He uses Solemn Warning on my Tragoedia so I take the full onslaught of his monsters. He ends the turn with one back row card and a field of;
To my empty field. So I cannot play any Spells or cards which would destroy other cards. Which generally is the YGO version of him bending me over and anally raping me. But this time I am not too concerned because I have Dark Armed Dragon in hand with three Darks in the graveyard. Also since he has already used a Solemn Warning, odds are in my favour that his back row card won't be something to stop my Dark Armed Dragon. My intuition tells me that it's;
I mean he has the Boggart Knight on the field with plenty of protection on the board too. He plans on sealing the duel with it next turn but I'll thwart him. I draw for the turn and drop Dark Armed Dragon and successfully swing over Stardust Dragon. With it destroyed, I can now blow stuff up with DAD. I destroy his Naturia Beast which means I can now play spells again. I target Boggart Knight for destruction but as expected, he chains the Gottoms Emergency Call and brings back Emmersblade and Dark Soul. I blow up Emmersblade and I also summon Junk Synchron and synchro into a Hyper Librarian and play my Future Fusion on Five-Headed Dragon too, dumping plenty of fuel for Dark Armed Dragon. I blow up his emmersblade and admittedly I should have blown up his Dark Soul too but I left it on the board. Not a major misplay or anything but in the grand scheme of things, I should have taken it out.
My bro has a comeback to my comeback though. He draws, summons X-Saber Fullhelmknight and drops another Faultroll (it's what lets him make all these synchros and stuff). He synchros into Trishula Dragon of the Ice Barrier and banishes my DAD, a REDMD in the yard and my lol Trap Dustshoot which I picked up from Hyper Librarian. Next turn I drop Dark Hole and slowly take control of the duel with a REDMD and stuff.