Here's where I give you advice you didn't ask for!

[Absolitetion]

I think this quote might become a meme on its own.
It has annoyed me more than enough already :P

It is an inspiration for a silly game.
It is very simple:

Give some useless advice which pretty much everyone knows already.

Let's me start:

Using moves that is the same type as your Pokemon gives you a STAB boost!

 

[viper8890]

I like it.

Use your pokeballs to catch pokemon.

 

[Absolitetion]

Let's keep the ball rolling.

You cannot use your Bicycle inside a building!

 

[Damien.aspiring.fandev]

Fellow trainer!
Are you tired of all those competitives relying on stat-increasing moves?
You might be interested in TM05 roar!

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

good game

If you walk in the grass, you can find Pokemon!

 

[Absolitetion]

When Surfing, you can travel through the region across water!

 

[Arma]

good game

If you walk in the grass, you can find Pokemon!

Ahh yeah, sound advice, might I add that If your Pokémon are weak and you want to avoid battles, you'd do well to stay away from grassy areas!

 

[Absolitetion]

And in case unavoidable, use Repels!

 

[L'Belle]

You cannot fly on Venusaur's back.

 

[Damien.aspiring.fandev]

But you CAN fly on doduos and dodrios!

 

[faf]

Listen up, thread! Here's where I give you advice you didn't ask for! Zzzzt!
Moves have limited use called Power Points, or PP for short, and if it hits zero, you can no longer use that move! Why not use a Leppa Berry to restore it?

 

[Jolty-kun]

Y'know for someone who hasn't played Pokemon properly for 10 years this is teaching me a lot.

As an older player, I'll have to pass down some wisdom:

Don't release really good Pokemon.

 

[Sawsbuck]

my Rattata is in the top percentage of all Rattata.

 

[Damien.aspiring.fandev]

Tangerines are sweet and easy to peel!

 

[Absolitetion]

You can save your game in the menu!

 

[Arma]

Press "B" to close your bag!

 

[Damien.aspiring.fandev]

To capture a pokémon with a Styler, draw circles around
them with the capture disk. This will communicate your
emotions and convince the pokémon to accept their capture.
Be aware : if you wait too long before drawing an other loop
the emotions will start fading.

 

[faf]

Listen up, everyone! Here's where I give you advice you didn't ask for! Zzzt!
Feel like walking is too slow? You can easily go faster by holding the B button while moving! That should help you get to your destination faster! Zzzt!

 

[Absolitetion]

A flag indicates your next destination to resume the plot!

 

[Meadow]

Here's some advice! When you battle against another trainer, your Poké Balls will have a 0% success rate. ;)