How many times a day do you go to the bathroom?

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    What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever asked you? It could also be something that they asked you to do.
     
    Smuggle drugs out of the country In all seriousness, I have been asked on more than one occasion how many times I go to the bathroom. That's probably as weird as it gets, to be honest. Mostly I'm just bemused when I tell people, as normally they're suffering from constipation at the time, so want to make themselves feel worse for whatever reason...
     
    I've had several people ask me if I'm Russian. I don't have anything even close to a Russian name or accent though. The closest I am to Russian is a shirt with this on it. I've also had several people tell me I "look French" what what it's worth. I must have a foreign air about me.
     
    I've been asked plenty of odd questions....although I also ask odd questions, so I'm not surprised about it. Like most people, I've been asked how many times I go to the restroom, and if I like worms. Although I've been asked to do silly and odd things, and I would do them anyway such as count how many times I would hit my head a day.
     
    Once my boyfriend saw a joke about people being close in a relationship asking when the last time you pooped was, so for a while that was how he would greet me. Glad he wasn't serious about that, hahaha >_o
     
    Patchisou Yutohru once asked me when was the last time I masturbated and Razor Leaf once asked me if I'd ever masturbated over him. I personally find those questions fun, but I understand that to a normal person they could be considered weird or awkward :P
     
    The one thing I get asked a lot on PC is my weird choices of avatar/signature themes.

    When I broke from my tradition of Pokemon themes and started using the funny ones I have now, people were thinking "What is Hikari thinking of?". Well, it's cos I want to have a little laugh.

    Another weird question I get asked a lot is my Oshawott mascot, especially his nickname.

    I once got asked if I ever loved Homestuck, which I actually admitted.
     
    I legit was ready to post IN THE BATHROOM and "Get some more toilet paper!" jokes because I SERIOUSLY thought this was about the toilet. So, because you tricked me, this is still relevant:



    Now. The weirdest questions I've been asked um...I don't consider a lot of questions weird tbh, unless they're really, really personal and in a private setting cause that will make me nervous. I can, however, tell you the dumbest thing I was asked at work. Now, I work on Sundays only and I live in the state of Alabama. "Can I get a Bloody Mary?" ........NO. YOU CAN'T. DO I LOOK LIKE A BARTENDER. IT'S SUNDAY IN THE SOUTH. SMH.

    Also, some of these awkward questions that have been mentioned I'm surprised weren't asked by Patchisou Yutohru. He leaves and I can finally spell his username.

    Edit: "What grade are you in?" "I'm in my third year at college......................"
     
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    One of the weirdest questions I was asked before was when one of my teachers asked me about my sex life back in my senior year in high school. The awkwardness in the air was so thick I could cut it with a knife.
     
    Oh Christ.
    At work, this lecturer came in and was asking some computer questions and I was working on his computer and out of the blue, he asks:

    "Do you like boys or girls?"

    My face was this:
    [PokeCommunity.com] How many times a day do you go to the bathroom?


    Other people were around and it went really silent, as in you could ACTUALLY hear the smallest things.
    Few seconds passed and I just said:

    "...Girls..."

    Still with that look on my face. My colleagues were trying not to laugh to the point their bodies where shaking. The guy's face who asked went from a smile to like, horror, seeing mine. He tried to recover but failed:

    "Oh I only ask because I worked at an agency that needs boys and girls too..."

    He stopped because I was still just staring at him like... did you just actually ask a stranger that? He shuffled off after I fixed his laptop and then, hilarity broke out as the whole department were in tears of laugher over that.​
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    A year ago, one of the weirdest questions I got asked was "do you drink?" meaning alcohol, and I said no, and then she said "are you gay?" (insert surprised face here) and I said "What has THAT gotta do with anything?! just because I don't drink makes me gay all of a sudden?!" I just turned away and facepalmed on the bar. Honestly, what a stupid, stupid question.
     
    "Do you work here?"

    I've been asked that: In a drugstore, in a Burger King, in a home appliances store, in a library. I don't know why, I'm dressed like I normally am. >>
     
    I've gone to the bathroom three times today.

    And I legitimately don't think any question is weird.
     
    I was with my mom in Target helping her pick out a nice pair of jeans. I'm giving good advice, yup yup. Everyone in the dressing room must have been listening in on our conversation... So this lady asked me, "Do I look okay in this skirt? Can you help me decide if I look better in a small or medium skirt?" ummm am i the fashion police now? ;_;
     
    You are a fashionable young lady in fairness.

    One of the weirdest things I've been asked is if I would have sexual intercourse with the Queen of England for a million pounds. My answer? Well, I think I'll keep that to myself, haha.
     
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