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How would you do this job in Pokémon's world

Disc jockey

[PokeCommunity.com] How would you do this job in Pokémon's world


I'd play only the coolest songs! =D
 
Bookmaker

I'd make a killing with Espeon predicting the future of all matches :fufu:
By myself I'd be horrible. I'm not into gambling xD
 
Miner

Yeah, okay, I could do pretty well at this! I'd have a full set of Pokemon to help me in the tunnels, a Diggersby and a Dugtrio for the actual mining process, an Inteleon for cleaning specific rocks in search of ore, a Sableye to help sniff out jewels, an Ampharos for an extra (thankfully non-combustible) source of light, and lastly a Pikipek, for the exact reason you're probably thinking lol.
 
Lecturer

I wouldn't as I'd never accept the job due to refusing to be in front of a class of people every day!
Though I could just freeze them, wait for class to end while reading a book or playing a game and then thaw them out when class is over... free money!
 
Marketing director... 0_0

Hmmm... Well, given that I'm not exactly the biggest fan of trying to sell things to people, I'd probably do a pretty bad job at this lol. I'd just tell whoever was making the ads for whatever to just be honest about the product and to get to the point quickly so people don't feel like their time is being wasted I suppose. Pretty counter to moddern marketing though, I'd say.
 
School crossing warden

So basically a crossing guard, but I don't get the fancy clothing or the stop sign... what a ripoff. =P
Not like I'd need them... I can just shoot Icicle Spears at cars that don't feel like stopping :sneaky:
 
Career criminal

Uuuuuuh... 0_0 *Ahem* Well I'd certainly do a better job of it than Team Rocket, that's for sure lol. :p
But for real, if we're to expect that a small child is capable of being the 'strongest in the region', that means that most of the other people in the region must be extremely anti-grinding, so all I have to do is spend a few years training up a team of super strong Pokemon, then take over the region with an unstoppable team! >:) <-evil smile
 
Electrician

Clearly I would cause blackouts first and then conveniently be around to fix the situation.

Don't really see a way to answer this as Glaceon... :sadwick: except like somehow be in Rotom fridge's fridge and hitch a ride into the electric grid
Poorly I guess. I'm not very good with hardware / mechanical stuff. Could maybe try to lug a Rotom with me and have it sort the problems out.... if it decides to behave.
 
Tattooist

Never heard of the word, but gonna assume that's just tattoo artist mashed together. Guess I'd use my Icicle Spears for the needle and like... create a hole in it so the tip is hollow and I can put ink in... would need to be ink that doesn't freeze I suppose. Maybe Smeargle could lend me some paint.
 
Radio presenter

Not really sure how being in the Pokemon world would make this any different from doing it in this one, but I suppose I could recruit a Pokemon that understands human speech and have a separate broadcast translated for Pokemon listeners. :p
 
Sailor

...What do the sailors on the SS Anne do? Usually stands around. Must be unloading and loading cargo manually, though. Tends to be pretty muscular. Nopes out on that, so one Poliwrath for that, please. Might need to feed a Coalossal in the engine room. Probably needs to warn guests from leaving food out on the main deck. Will definitely get snatched up by a Wingull.
 
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