If the poster above was a Pokémon, which Pokémon would they be?

[JJ Styles]

You get to be a Ninjask... since you're that fast

 

[Tsutarja]

Probably an Arcanine!

 

[Starry Windy]

You're a Mega Sableye, because you mentioned the birthstone.
And Sableye likes any kind of precious stones. A lot. :)

 

[Sirfetch’d]

Archer is a powerful Groudon!

 

[Sirfetch’d]

today Archy is a Nidoking!

 

[Tsutarja]

Sorry you're a Bunnelby because Wynaut :(

 

[Meadow]

Dat cute fox though. You've gotta be a Zorua!

 

[Guardian]

Vulpix! For obvious reasons.

 

[Squirrel]

Igglybuff, because you just adore cute fluffy pink things ^_^

 

[Guardian]

Fine, two can play this game.

Feraligatr, since it looks so cute, non-aggressive and the name is just a win, right? >: )

 

[Meadow]

Congrats, Sven! You get to be a Dragonair! However, there's a catch. You have to be a shiny Dragonair. ;PPP

 

[Guardian]

Ah, thanks.

Jigglypuff for you, I hear you like HIM. ;)

 

[Meadow]

How mean, after I let you be one of your favorite Pokémon. xD

Fine, Clefairy for you then, since you would never kick it out. ;P

 

[Guardian]

Thanks bud.

Graveler for you. I hear you like Rock Pokemon, plus it's cute, right? :P

 

[Meadow]

That's... actually not too bad, despite not being cute lol. Let's be brothers, shall we? You can be the older brother, Golem!

 

[Winter]

Your avatar is so cute. I think I'll go with Natu!

 

[JJ Styles]

Fantome reminds me of Fantina therefore you're a Male Mismagius (yeah that kinda is how we roll here boys and girls)

 

[Percy]

Your avatar looks like Lucario ... somehow -.-

 

[Hikamaru]

The fur sorta reminds me of Vulpix, so yeah Vulpix it is

 

[Winter]

I'm not sure but I think Garchomp would fit you~