Edit: Since I am largely an incoherent mess, as is my writing, I'd like to take this moment to clarify that this thread was intended to primarily be a 10th anniversary thread for Incineroar on PC! His birthday irl doesn't matter, only his electronic fingerprint with which we frequently converse matters. That will be all! (oh how could i mess this up it was so simple)
Original Post: Though I (sadly) no longer frequent this beautiful congregation of the best people on the internet, one thing will remain forever unchanged. For the past 300 years and hopefully many more to come, I've had the absolute pleasure of appearing out of nowhere to write the yearly edition of Team Fail's birthday thread. This year is special, however, for we have not one, but TWO glorious occasions to celebrate. Today marks both Ganondorf's birthday in the dumpster fire that is Trump-world (Canada counts too, if we suffer so must you), as well as his PC birthday. That's right folks! Incineroar is now officially a dusty relic of days long gone which, on the one hand, YAY, but on the other hand could we please slow down what the hell is happening.
Now, if you were wondering how exactly any of this makes sense ("Team Fail/Ganondorf/Incineroar/why's birthday was last month you dimwit!" I can hear you screaming), I'd like to once again remind you that I make no mistakes and this has occurred for two very specific reasons:
For these two very valid reasons (shut up), I have officially and permanently postponed Team Ganon-roar's birthday. For every year henceforth, it will occur not on the 26th of April, which was a dumb decision to begin with, but on the 22nd of May. Yes, I can do this, my authority knows no bounds.
Anyway, here's an interesting bit of trivia: the pokemon Incineroar was originally leaked on June 4th, so if you look at this entire situation in a very specific, not at all unnecessarily convoluted way, this could be three birthdays in one! As a matter of fact, I will go ahead and officially change Incineroar's original leak date to May 22nd, because I can, and this is now officially one weird-ass thread!
In any case, happy birthday to my lover Jordan, happy PC birthday to my friend Incinefail, and definitely NOT a happy birthday to that tragically ugly excuse for a pokemon! Post away, show your love! Or hate! We don't judge :D
Original Post: Though I (sadly) no longer frequent this beautiful congregation of the best people on the internet, one thing will remain forever unchanged. For the past 300 years and hopefully many more to come, I've had the absolute pleasure of appearing out of nowhere to write the yearly edition of Team Fail's birthday thread. This year is special, however, for we have not one, but TWO glorious occasions to celebrate. Today marks both Ganondorf's birthday in the dumpster fire that is Trump-world (Canada counts too, if we suffer so must you), as well as his PC birthday. That's right folks! Incineroar is now officially a dusty relic of days long gone which, on the one hand, YAY, but on the other hand could we please slow down what the hell is happening.
Now, if you were wondering how exactly any of this makes sense ("Team Fail/Ganondorf/Incineroar/why's birthday was last month you dimwit!" I can hear you screaming), I'd like to once again remind you that I make no mistakes and this has occurred for two very specific reasons:
- I have the attention span of a twig
- I have the memory of a shoelace dipped in motor oil
For these two very valid reasons (shut up), I have officially and permanently postponed Team Ganon-roar's birthday. For every year henceforth, it will occur not on the 26th of April, which was a dumb decision to begin with, but on the 22nd of May. Yes, I can do this, my authority knows no bounds.
Anyway, here's an interesting bit of trivia: the pokemon Incineroar was originally leaked on June 4th, so if you look at this entire situation in a very specific, not at all unnecessarily convoluted way, this could be three birthdays in one! As a matter of fact, I will go ahead and officially change Incineroar's original leak date to May 22nd, because I can, and this is now officially one weird-ass thread!
In any case, happy birthday to my lover Jordan, happy PC birthday to my friend Incinefail, and definitely NOT a happy birthday to that tragically ugly excuse for a pokemon! Post away, show your love! Or hate! We don't judge :D
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