It's Rhyme Time!

[Squirtlenator]

Is that a joke!

 

[The Fairy Pokémon]

Can't you see the smoke?

 

[Starlight]

Looks like I'll have to drink a coke!

 

[Squirtlenator]

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death

 

[Starlight]

I'm scared to breathe, so I hold my breath

 

[Squirtlenator]

I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left

 

[The Fairy Pokémon]

All I once had has been lost to theft

 

[Roni]

Monday morning leaves my joyfulness bereft

 

[Starlight]

I need some words, clever and deft

 

[Roni]

now i'm gonna count from one to ten...

 

[Starlight]

When I'm done, I'll start again

 

[The Fairy Pokémon]

Is it again time for a new rhyme?

 

[Roni]

if one isn't posted, it would be a crime

 

[Starlight]

It would seem then, to be time

 

[Roni]

oh hey i'm out of change, do y'all have a dime?

 

[Starlight]

Potatoes, potatoes, everywhere

 

[Roni]

and also with plenty of squash to spare

 

[Squirtlenator]

Wait! Don't forget the pear!

 

[Starlight]

Wait, I see it over there!

 

[Roni]

my head is filled with lice! D: