It's Rhyme Time!

[Starlight]

I'll stop in to the first station I pass

 

[Squirtlenator]

while you're there, be carful your car doesn't get stuck in the morass

 

[Starlight]

I need a new pair of shoes

 

[Squirtlenator]

is it because your feet grew?

 

[ElBurrito]

Perhaps her shoes shrunk too?

 

[Squirtlenator]

then off to the mall! That's what we'll do

 

[Starlight]

My ship just hit light speed

 

[Squirtlenator]

our escape guaranteed

 

[Starlight]

From the fanatical creed

 

[Squirtlenator]

we will NOT concede!

 

[Starlight]

They'll never take us alive

 

[Squirtlenator]

we will survive!

 

[ElBurrito]

I don't want to survive, I want to thrive!

 

[Starlight]

for this we strive!

 

[Squirtlenator]

hop, skip, jump

 

[ElBurrito]

I think I'll just run like Forrest Gump

 

[Squirtlenator]

watch out for the stump!

 

[Starlight]

And that snake called trump!

 

[Squirtlenator]

As I go sliding down the hill

 

[Starlight]

It gives me such a thrill!