Krafty's Club: Witness The Slickness~

[Klippy]

K-Krafty!!!

I miss thee.

*joins*

Me and Krafty go way back, back to when he got B&.

 

[Skitty Miaow]

What do you mean I wouldn't fit? Is that your own little cute way of implying I'm fat? >>; Coz I'll have you know I'm not! My school friends used to shove my whole body into a cramped locker just for gags. No fatty boom boom could achieve that level of compactness. Oh, and don't worry about the girl. She's a very kind, forgiving and understanding sweetheart! Not only that, but she realizes that despite my thirst for juicy conversation, I took care in not revealing her identity. It would be funny if she gave herself away. ^^

Call ME dense, because I didn't quite understand your reason for posting that little snip bit of Krafty in a sad moment. You'd think, by the amount of times I used 'T_T' in that convo, that I had been to JT's funeral. It was even worse than that however, and that's saying something. I wasn't going to blame you for anything because I didn't know there was something for you to be blamed on! But now that you've hinted it ... what should I blame you for this time? ¬¬

We need more of those rare Skitty Miaow posts! So like Micheal Jackson says, don't stop until you get enough. x)

If I was gonna call you fat I would say it =P I don't do "cute little ways". Best tell the truth ^^ But no I wasn't suggesting that, I was suggesting that a sleeve is normally a very thin gap. Not talking from experience.

I didn't do anything, I was just caught unawares when my msn gave me that.. It was random and not what to be expected after a maths exam.. Honestly, I'm innocent =) this time.

Rare? Well if I kept posting, they wouldn't be rare would they, ey? ^^ Good point ey?

I mean you went off for all that mushroom commotion... Please pardon me for saying this but: mushrooms look gross; they're not tasty and they stink >.>

Yay! Another sane person! No words have ever been truer.. Mushrooms are yuck x_x ~

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{{Meow}}

 

[_Prince_]

How's it going K boi? :P Anything new?

 

[Krafty Quill]

Ahem... before, I thought you were big headed. Now, it looks like your head is about to explode -_-; Let's pretend you were on my mind. I'd have no trouble trying to get to sleep with all the cramps going on anyway xP *cough* RIGHT...

Yeah, I did expect you to stay on ¬¬
I mean you went off for all that mushroom commotion... Please pardon me for saying this but: mushrooms look gross; they're not tasty and they stink >.>
I cannot answer that question. I could have been possibly busy at the time or couldn't have got on.

I've been good...and tired. That was one sexy convo we had >]
=O I do so not. There's good dirty things to be left in it.
Me and Razer are cool at the moment. With our dirty chats :P

How are you and so and so?

Hrm, well, what would you prefer, that I'd be overconfident or underconfident? It's often troubling for Krafty to find a balance between the two. No one likes talking to an emo and arrogance can easily annoy people. So, which would you prefer to talk to? Emo Krafty or Ego Krafty?

And shame on all you people for hating on the dear mushrooms. What did they ever do apart from provide us with good nutritional value? I don't know how anyone can call those cute little flat-topped heads gross-looking. Even if they do taste bad to some people, you know what they say: the worse something tastes, the better it probably is for your body … and they don't stink. ._. Looks like our tastes originated in separate galaxies. What kind of queer food do you guys like over there?

That convo was just the tip of the iceberg, and if it's any indication, you and Razer get really down and dirty, rivalling two Japanese pigs sumo wrestling in mud probably. Meanwhile, so and so and I are doing dandy, just dandy.

K-Krafty!!!

I miss thee.

*joins*

Me and Krafty go way back, back to when he got B&.

Klippy! 'tis true, we go way back. When I used to get banned every week, and you used to call yourself G-Man, loyal brother to the much less manly H-Man. He's been acting emo again. Perhaps you need to have another talk with him. I'm not sure if I've asked you this before, but have you ever been paired at PC? I remember you and Kyoko (or Princess Sepheria back then) used to joke about being ex husband and wife. Nice bear theme btw, reminds me of the time Borat hired protection in his movie.

If I was gonna call you fat I would say it =P I don't do "cute little ways". Best tell the truth ^^ But no I wasn't suggesting that, I was suggesting that a sleeve is normally a very thin gap. Not talking from experience.

I didn't do anything, I was just caught unawares when my msn gave me that.. It was random and not what to be expected after a maths exam.. Honestly, I'm innocent =) this time.

Rare? Well if I kept posting, they wouldn't be rare would they, ey? ^^ Good point ey?

Well, telling me I'm too big to fit in a slim sleeve would sorta be similar to saying I'm too fat to fit in a small pair of jeans. But it's all good. I hate fitting into tiny spaces anyway. I learnt that on one night when me and a couple of my cousins were playing hide and seek. I squeezed myself into a tiny cupboard (with my arse sticking out XD) in an attempt to find the best hiding spot. I didn't expect it to become THAT uncomfortable. After a short while I felt like I was stuck and couldn't move. So much so, that I started praying that they'd find me quickly. And when they didn't, I started yelling out for them to come and save me. Learnt two valuable lessons there; one, cupboards are the best hiding spots and two, make sure your bladder's empty before squeezing your fat arse into one.

I sent that IM to you the night before your maths exam. You must've only got it the next day. Well, OK, since you've proved your innocence I'll let you off the hook this time. *pulls Stacie off the hook and tosses her back into the green lake* There are many fish in the sea, but the Stacie species is very rare indeed. I mean, what other species do you know would fall for a slab of chocolate as bait, ey? Meh, you don't have to post often if you don't want to. I just thought it'd be nice.

How's it going K boi? :P Anything new?

What's new? Well, "K boi" is, that's for sure. I think you made a couple of grammar errors in your sig:

"For those who think can get one top of me, just remember one thing, the prince is always one step ahead of the game. ;]"

Quite a dirty sentence it is too, aint it? Especially that first part. Who (apart from AC Drain and Suki =x) would want to get on top of you anyway? :P

How's the life of a prince going, hrm? It's not all sunshine, fairies and mushrooms I suppose. I heard that Prince Charles was recently refused access into Iraq. Something about his parents not wanting him to be exposed to that type of danger. They would rather have him at home guarding his grandma's room.

 

[Skitty Miaow]

Well, telling me I'm too big to fit in a slim sleeve would sorta be similar to saying I'm too fat to fit in a small pair of jeans. But it's all good. I hate fitting into tiny spaces anyway. I learnt that on one night when me and a couple of my cousins were playing hide and seek. I squeezed myself into a tiny cupboard (with my arse sticking out XD) in an attempt to find the best hiding spot. I didn't expect it to become THAT uncomfortable. After a short while I felt like I was stuck and couldn't move. So much so, that I started praying that they'd find me quickly. And when they didn't, I started yelling out for them to come and save me. Learnt two valuable lessons there; one, cupboards are the best hiding spots and two, make sure your bladder's empty before squeezing your fat arse into one.

I sent that IM to you the night before your maths exam. You must've only got it the next day. Well, OK, since you've proved your innocence I'll let you off the hook this time. *pulls Stacie off the hook and tosses her back into the green lake* There are many fish in the sea, but the Stacie species is very rare indeed. I mean, what other species do you know would fall for a slab of chocolate as bait, ey? Meh, you don't have to post often if you don't want to. I just thought it'd be nice.

That's some nice advice. I'm sure there is no one else who would do anything like that.. But I wasn't calling you fat!! I was just suggesting that shoving a human up a sleeve would be perhaps impossible.. I wish I hadn't mentioned it now.. x_x

I'm not a fish, you silly Goldfish =X And why a green lake? Why not a beautiful blue river? It would have to be a huge piece of chocolate yes.. If I were a fish. ^^ Which I'm not.. So the chocolate bait has no effect.. Okay?

 

[_Prince_]

What's new? Well, "K boi" is, that's for sure. I think you made a couple of grammar errors in your sig:

"For those who think can get one top of me, just remember one thing, the prince is always one step ahead of the game. ;]"

Quite a dirty sentence it is too, aint it? Especially that first part. Who (apart from AC Drain and Suki =x) would want to get on top of you anyway? :P

How's the life of a prince going, hrm? It's not all sunshine, fairies and mushrooms I suppose. I heard that Prince Charles was recently refused access into Iraq. Something about his parents not wanting him to be exposed to that type of danger. They would rather have him at home guarding his grandma's room.

How nice of you to notice my sig. :P
Yeah I know I made mistakes, I did it on pupose, I thought no one would bother reading it anyway, who has the interest to read it? Only you I guess.

AC Drain/Suki? why relate them?

Yeah blah blah the Iraq thing, I wouldn't actually mind being in the army, least I'd be able to shoot people. :P

 

[Krafty Quill]

That's some nice advice. I'm sure there is no one else who would do anything like that.. But I wasn't calling you fat!! I was just suggesting that shoving a human up a sleeve would be perhaps impossible.. I wish I hadn't mentioned it now.. x_x

I'm not a fish, you silly Goldfish =X And why a green lake? Why not a beautiful blue river? It would have to be a huge piece of chocolate yes.. If I were a fish. ^^ Which I'm not.. So the chocolate bait has no effect.. Okay?

Don't worry, I'm only fooling around with you. :P

If I was a fish, I think I'd probably be a Goldfish. Good call. Why green? Because I thought green was your favourite colour, and a typical blue river wouldn't cut it. If chocolate doesn't work, I could always try easter eggs I suppose.

*sigh* The split second I sign on MSN is the split second you decided to leave. T____T I was hoping you'd come back but you haven't ... yet. I'm going to stay hopeful about it though. =\

How nice of you to notice my sig. :P
Yeah I know I made mistakes, I did it on pupose, I thought no one would bother reading it anyway, who has the interest to read it? Only you I guess.

AC Drain/Suki? why relate them?

Yeah blah blah the Iraq thing, I wouldn't actually mind being in the army, least I'd be able to shoot people. :P

Oh, I suppose you spelt 'purpose' wrong on purpose too. :P What can I say? I notice things people wouldn't usually notice. It's all part of being Krafty. And I'm pretty sure you know why I'm relating them. ¬¬

Yeah, you'd also be able to get shot twenty-five times in the same spot. You really think you've got what it takes to go to war?

K, now where's Stacie? T_T

EDIT: Still not here yet. D:

EDIT: OK, 4 o'clock, you not coming back xP I'm outta here.

Night and Morning Everyone. o.o;

 

[Klippy]

Klippy! 'tis true, we go way back. When I used to get banned every week, and you used to call yourself G-Man, loyal brother to the much less manly H-Man. He's been acting emo again. Perhaps you need to have another talk with him. I'm not sure if I've asked you this before, but have you ever been paired at PC? I remember you and Kyoko (or Princess Sepheria back then) used to joke about being ex husband and wife. Nice bear theme btw, reminds me of the time Borat hired protection in his movie.

Yus. Only once, long story, tell you later.

PEDObear theme, you mean?

Eh, I do believe H-Man might have blocked me. ;-; Little chump of a brother.

 

[_Prince_]

Oh, I suppose you spelt 'purpose' wrong on purpose too. :P What can I say? I notice things people wouldn't usually notice. It's all part of being Krafty. And I'm pretty sure you know why I'm relating them. ¬¬

Yeah, you'd also be able to get shot twenty-five times in the same spot. You really think you've got what it takes to go to war?

Gah, that was a typo, I don't bother to check back on my mistakes.

Nah, I don't know why you are relating them.

Sure, I've got the skills. Speed, accuracy, (power nah, I need more strength I think)

 

[Suki]

And shame on all you people for hating on the dear mushrooms. What did they ever do apart from provide us with good nutritional value? I don't know how anyone can call those cute little flat-topped heads gross-looking. Even if they do taste bad to some people, you know what they say: the worse something tastes, the better it probably is for your body … and they don't stink. ._. Looks like our tastes originated in separate galaxies. What kind of queer food do you guys like over there?

That convo was just the tip of the iceberg, and if it's any indication, you and Razer get really down and dirty, rivalling two Japanese pigs sumo wrestling in mud probably. Meanwhile, so and so and I are doing dandy, just dandy.

Mushrooms are horrible!! T_T
They may have good nutritional value but still, that doesn't change my mind about them disgusting little things.
We like the same foods, but it's just some of us that are picky and dislike...uh them foods..

Heh, I wonder who told you that? It would be cool if we actually did get dirty like that :P Then we could do it for real.
So, so and so and you are just dandy? Well that seems cute. Just cute ^^; Is there going to be a set time for you two doves? Hm randomness.

Uhh... where are you, Krafty? Or did you forget to mention where you've been these past days to moi?

 

[Chikara]

Karma did it to me again. I've neglected your club for too long, and now it's two weeks from death. Sooooo since I have the time, I'll just drop in to say hi, and tell you my master [;an on how I'm getting my computer access back.

I've been going out on my bike alot for two reasons:

1) Let's face it, my legs are fatty but not to the extent to where I'm fat
2) To show my dad that I can do other things than the computer.

I dunno, maybe it'll work maybe not, but even if it doesn't thank GOD for summer cause both my parents are gone the whole day on weekdays =D

 

[22sa]

I keep noticing how little actual interest I have in health & life. Damnit.

What've you been so busy with, Krafty? Sorry, like the only thing I had to say to you last time I saw you online was some age old complaints ;D

 

[Krafty Quill]

You're only thinking about the physical aspects of war, Hamboy, let's not forget about the phsycological affairs too. You'd probably go mad nuts after living for days out there. What's been up with you lately? Shorty seemed worried about you the other day.

I know you didn't just call me a 'dove' Suki. That's an insult if I ever heard one. I'm nothing like a dove. You on the other hand, with the lovy dovy quotes and hearts of affection towards your pair <3 would make an excellent dove. I'm a wolf, a lone wolf. Woot! And howl. For anybody who's curious, I've just been doing some soul searching, trying to figure out who I am and what makes me do the things I do and where my life's headed and all that jazz.

Karma's done some terrible things to me too, Chika. I blame depression and all the bad states of my life on Karma. I blame my existence on Karma. The only way to combat it is it to do good. Because, in the wise words of JT, What goes around, goes around, goes around, comes all the way back around...

Bike riding, huh? x_x I only learned how to ride a two wheel bike when I was like 13. XD Got made fun of it at times, but oh well, biking's not for moi. I can do other things like lift small weights =x. And I know how you feel. My fingers are kinda fatty, so I'm going to play even more video games to get them sorted out.

Hip Hip hurray for the summer! We've got at least 4 more months to go before it's summer here. x_x

Papa 22sama, it doesn't take a genius to notice that you have little interest in anything except speed posting. Although that's changed a lot since the time I first met you. Or maybe you're just not badgering me to speed post with you as much as you used to. In any case, I have little interest in life too nowadays. Lack of motivation, no passion, no talent, nothing to look forward too etc. I'm just gonna ride this storm out and see where life drops me next. And about the health, just eat more eggs, beans and drink more milk.

Like I mentioned before, I'm soul searching and trying to study for exams but I've failed to make progress in either task. I'm trying to distract myself by constantly focusing on writing a fic now. How have you been?

 

[22sa]

Soul searching? It's really simple: focus on your work!

Of course when you question what is there to look forward, I'm the last person in the world whom could tell you that. :\

Great to hear from you again, nvertheless.

Andyeah, you sure distract yourself with duels a lot...

I have tons of boring distractions too T_T;

Though by your definition of me Krafty..... the animal I'd fit is a shark, or an orca. Or something that kills with long weapons.

 

[Krafty Quill]

My work is barely breaking the surface. I tend to delve to depths that more often than not leave my heart a sinking feeling. The only realizations I ever make are sad ones. Bleh, anyway, yeah, I'm trying to focus more on my work. Where's Lily, Naminé and Frosty when you need them, ey? I got some Kingdom Hearts questions I think they could help me out with.

Is it just me, or are you gluing your words together more often nowadays? "Andyeah", "ursosweet", "fookme" etc. Strange fad. How do you figure you're an Orca?

 

[22sa]

It swims in the gigantic ocean fearlessly and kills, kills and kills. :\

They left to their real commits. Yeah, betrayl, but nobody in the world would blame them. ^__-

 

[melod.ii ous demyx~♪]

Krafty Quill~ -.-" it's been such a long time since I've posted here, but not intentionally my fault~ whenever I try to post in clubs here, well, I get data base non-sense. But that's okay~ I hope you're feeling better anyways.

Searching your soul? ^-^ I hope you find what you're looking for.
You know what I found out today? We aren't supposed to live for the purposes that we origionally think. All of the things we do in life only become important after we do them. Or some odd things like that, meh, they were preaching about it in church. How mopping the floors at Walmart is just as important of job as like flying an airplane or running a billion dollar company. It's all about the effort you put into what you do~
Dx Awe, it sounded better before, I'll have to explain it more later. ^___^ so what have you been up to?

I got a fish the other day =\ I don't really like fish as pets, but it was a gift (a forced one) So I named him Zuko. ^^" Ever seen Avatar? lol, he's some bad/goodish guy on that show, but he's smexy~ >.< heh, I always fall for the bad boys now a days, and our personalities totally clash. What can ya do tho? Love in reality can be beautiful, but sometimes it sure does stink.

xDD you learned how to ride a bike when you were 13?! I learned when I was 14! ._. heh, I just thought that was an amusing little fact. I suck at riding anything really~ ^^ but it's okay, I'd love to ride on the back of a motorcycle one day~ it seems exciting!

Okies~ I'll wrap this post up, it's gotten pretty long.
Best of luck with your fic, and video games, and life, and all those matters! And I hope to speak with you soon~
Have a wonderful week! :2:

All of you have a wonderful week~ <3!

 

[Krafty Quill]

I still don't see the resemblance, 22sa. You wouldn't let a thread die if you could help it, let alone swim around fearlessly killing anything that pleases your eye. Betrayal's such an ugly word. Rather call it a change in interests, and even so, there has to be a good reason for doing that, so in way, I guess no one could blame them? o.o

Dah, don't worry about it, Cat. If PC had a middle name, it would be DBE. We're all victims of PC's abrupt hiccups so it's all good.

Hrm, well, I wasn't looking for anything in particular so maybe 'searching' wouldn't be the most accurate word. More like exploring, and coming across huge thorn bushes at every corner. You know, it's just like churches to preach that kind of stuff. I always thought everyone was here for a reason, for example, how ugly people are here to make the pretty ones look pretty, or without poverty the rich people wouldn't appear to be so fortunate. It's all about achieving a balance, and everybody plays their position as well as they can or some messed up ish like that.

I'm with you on the fish thing. The only thing fish are good for is eating. Zuko, ey? I would have named him 'Dinner'. I'm afraid I haven't seen Avatar but I totally get the type of personality you're trying to explain. Kaiba and Vegeta are like that too. Originally bad guys, turned good, but somehow still manage to be bad, and smexy. =D As Paris Hilton would say, that's hot. Your personalities may clash but some people say opposites attract. Wonder how that works out. As you know, I'm no expert when it comes to the topic of relationships. Good Luck finding that bad boy, that handsome devil, that barrel of badness that will steal your heart. <3

Maybe you shouldn't have said you "suck at riding anything" XD; Because I'm pretty sure there some rides out there you haven't tested yet. =x I've rode on the back of a motorcycle before. My brother used to drive us around a dirt road when we used to live in Botswana. It's the most exhilarating and scary feeling ever. In other words, you should definitely give it a go. =D

Speak to ya later, Kitty Cat. Don't become a stranger here, now. ^_-

 

[melod.ii ous demyx~♪]

Twice here in one day~ ^-^ Feels so odd. heh~

True, Krafts, I haven't really ridden that many roller coasters >.< some look much too scary~ xP
Anyways, motorcycles look like such a joy~ so I'll put it on the list of things to do, before i die and such~

Krafty, everyone searches, and explores... and I think very few find what they think they are actually looking for~ Life's too short to come to many fulfilled conclusions anyways. But that was very deep. Told you that you should be a phylosopher/counciler person... it'd be perfect~ ^-^

Question 1: have you ever been inside of a cop car? or been arrested? This question is for EVERYONE here, so I'm not pointing fingers at you Krafty~ :x
Anyways, I need to know what the inside of one looks like (IF it's anything special) and what kind of questions do they ask you when 'booking' a person into jail? Thought I'd ask here and some other people just to see the variety of answers I get. Thank you~ <3!


~Take care~

 

[Krafty Quill]

Roller coasters weren't the rides I was talking about, but OK. Part of the reason they're fun is because they're scary! You need to have the courage to have fun, Cat~

Thanks for the undeserving compliment but I doubt I have the skills to be a good philosopher/councilor person. Maybe I can be a Lighthouse Watcher, or some other quiet job that doesn't require too much human interaction.

No, believe it or not, this bad boy has never personally seen the insides of a cop car. The movies I've seen suggest the back seat is barred from the driver's and passengers seats with some sort of black cage. When I think cop car, that's image I get. Here though, the cop cars are more like minivans, with the back space used to store arrested people. As for what the cops say, I'll have to resort to what I hear in movies again x_x which is basically them telling you what you're arrested for and listing some of your rights. When you get arrested, you have the right to remain silent, so even if they do ask questions you're not obliged to answer them, right? Meh, I dunno. I've never been in that much trouble with the law. I'm sure you can look it up on the internet on something. What do you need the information for anyway?