Last One to Post Wins! v3

[StCooler]

Nah, it doesn't work like that. The winner is the one who bribes the most!

 

[ReKoil]

No bribes no win.
and cooler can probably just post in the closed thread now anyway even if he doesn't win....

 

[Megan]

To be fair: it really was going to be the first person who posts. But now Piplup spoiled it all and I don't know how to feel about that. :(

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Is it even possible for you to win Megan? You are the one responsible for closing the thread after all...

 

[ReKoil]

The true win is the posts we make along the way.

I mean... just post and then close it like when you close a thread for being laggy =o

 

[StCooler]

Now that I think about it, I can close the thread too 😈

 

[_confused_piplup_]

I can too 🙃

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

And me makes three 😃 But I can't imagine Megan would be too happy with a bunch of bozos clowning around in her section,
and the last place I want to be is at the receiving end of one of her many hammers!

Edit: Also, I keep reading out StCooler's name in my head as SteeCooler lol. No, that's not relevant to anything, I just felt I needed to tell somebody.

 

[ReKoil]

So basically I'm the only one who can't power abuse to win huh... 😔
😉

 

[stringzzz]

No, I can't close it either, and I'm in the race now! I feel I should win this thread, because... well... I like to play this little game, I call 'Space Invaders'. Every time someone comes within 5 feet of me, I start making laser sounds until they go away.

PEW PEW PEW!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Sorry to cut accross you, Stringzzz, but I will be the one who wins!

 

[_confused_piplup_]

Ha! My supreme strategy is to synchronise the thread timeline to my confusion, so when the thread closes, I'll be the only one on time to write the last post!

 

[Megan]

Now that I think about it: I may just let it be open indefinitely and make you suffer the inevitable lag until you've learnt your lesson. I'm the only one to abuse power here, got that? :P

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You tell 'em Megan!

 

[ReKoil]

Are we getting a speech? =O
😇

 

[StCooler]

So basically I'm the only one who can't power abuse to win huh... 😔
😉

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[_confused_piplup_]

You're surrounded Mr. Rekoil. Paws off the keyboard!

 

[stringzzz]

Uggghhh... *hack* *wheeze* Ohhh... I only... have enough life force... for this one post... *cough* *hack* It is my... dying wish... to be the last to post... in this thread... *wheeze* *cough* Agghh... *collapses on the floor of the thread* (X_X)

 

[ReKoil]

Well.. I'd tell you to look at the bright side of this as you could still be the last one to post.... but that kinda sounds like I'm encouraging you to head to the light... 🤔
Hang in there stringzzz-kun!

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ikr... they're being really assertive with their moderator recruitment! 😉

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

I think you'd make a great Mod ReKoil! 😄