Last One to Post Wins! v4

[StCooler]

I will protect you against Poison-type Pokémons!
... in two turns Future Sight

 

[ReKoil]

Ah yes let's blame Future Sight for that huh

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

*An Ekans develops a bad case of toothache*

 

[Megan]

What if that Slowpoke both had a Choice Scarf and a Quick Claw? Or if it drove a car?

 

[ReKoil]

If it was holding both a Choice Scarf and a Quick Claw I'd say it's cheating

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Would it be fine if I was equipped with x99 Full Restore ?

 

[StCooler]

But wait, does a Pokémon know how to use Full Restores? 🤔

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

Gigantamax Sitrus Berry-Lum Berry Hybrid Berry!

 

[Megan]

It's a weird mechanic that Pokemon can't use human made items as held items.

 

[ReKoil]

Kinda feels like you should be able to teach Pokemon what the man made items do and how to use them through mimicry tbh.

 

[StCooler]

If I give a bottle of water to my cat or my dog, there's no way they'll be able to use it ^^"

 

[Zeostar]

Our cat likes to knock over her water bowl.

She's about 17 years old though so she's free to do whatever at this point. She's earned her privilege.

 

[ReKoil]

If I give a bottle of water to my cat or my dog, there's no way they'll be able to use it ^^"

No, but animals like monkeys can learn how to.

Which I guess in Pokemon would mean only certain Pokemon would be able to use man made items.... But that's gonna get complicated as there's Pokemon that carry man made stuff around that changes every time it evolves as well (Timburr line).
GF probably just threw all of them onto one heap and axed it entirely.


There's just instances that make it feel wrong that no Pokemon can use man-made items to me, like in the TCG Indeedee is shown to know how to use a broom and pour tea:

Spoiler:

Indeedee should definitely be able to figure out how to use more man made stuff, which would be just one example.

 

[StCooler]

Most Pokémons from the humanoid egg group should be able to use man-made objects.
But, I guess man-made objects are probably too strong.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Hum, hands ? Psychic powers, levitation ? And smarter than a Magikarp! So, I think I could use these items, easy peasy! ^^

 

[ReKoil]

Spoiler:

*Starts swinging a sword around*
Look I can use human items too! =D

 

[Megan]

Pokemon can wear Black Glasses. So, at least they know how to look cool.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

They can! Look at me! I win in style!

 

[StCooler]

Spoiler:

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

There are human-made items they can use, like a Metronome, Eject Button and Scope Lens, amongst others.

Also, Pikachu can use a ketchup bottle: