Let's Get Faux-Patriotic

*People who love or otherwise have a strong fondness for their country: Why should no one ever come to your country again? Why does it suck?

*People who hate or otherwise have a strong dislike for their country: Why should people come to your country? What makes it great?

*Really particular and important Americans may talk about their states if they wish
 
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People who hate or otherwise have a strong dislike for their country: why should people come to your country? what makes it great?

There's lots of nature and sights to see! As I grew up on the east coast, I'd really recommend going to NS and having a donair :3
 
The telecommunications options are outrageous! If you want good & reliable cellphone/mobile data service across the country, you've got two choices - both of which jack up their prices, knowing that they are the top choice for most Canadians.

A pro? Being so closely intertwined with the USA. As much as the birth and development of Canada was specifically not-American, we share a close bond that is unlike most other nations in the world.
 
People who love or otherwise have a strong fondness for their country: Why should no one ever come to your country again? Why does it suck?

The roads fucking suck. You can see how bad they are on Google Maps. Some roads you can even see the original brick from when the roads were originally "conceived".
 
The telecommunications options are outrageous! If you want good & reliable cellphone/mobile data service across the country, you've got two choices - both of which jack up their prices, knowing that they are the top choice for most Canadians.

THIS it's so fucking stupid, and bell canada has like a monopoly on it and they charge way too much.
 
People who love or otherwise have a strong fondness for their country: Why should no one ever come to your country again? Why does it suck?

Brexit.

...in fact, with that, I should probably answer the other question.
 
People who love or otherwise have a strong fondness for their country: Why should no one ever come to your country again? Why does it suck?

Greedy politicians allowing asbestos to be mined for export, people who club baby seals to death, and of course Justin Bieber.
 
People who hate or otherwise have a strong dislike for their country:
Hi.


Why should people come to your country?
Because they have been attacked by, or by armed forces funded through, a state power necessarily supported through coersion of its native populace (read: taxes). Understandably they are upset, and they have been offered a piece of welfare-pie in exchange for voting to expand state power should they immigrate. Almost everyone living in the crapsack of the Third World benefits from coming to the First World, and the incentive to do so is stronger now than ever.

I don't think this really answers why they should come here, and I'm unsure whether that is even a meaningful question, but it is at least why they do.


What makes it great?
An imperial legacy that improved the living standards of millions across the world, the crowning achievements being the ending of slavery in the West, and the simultaneous defeat of widespread piracy.

This was in the past, the slow updraft after the collapse of the Roman Empire; now we're on precipice of the next decline.
 
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