Let's Play Shiny Gold X!

[Mattysaurus]

Awwhh, when's the next update? :3
I thought if was really funny, tbh.

Manipulation, what if he uses 13+ warning spoilers or something?

 

[SehCure]

LOL!

Great.
Loved
Maybe if you weren't so fat, you wouldn't need to take breaks.
;D

 

[redsaber5859]

LOL I'm so doing a chaos black LP, this thread is HI-LARION (lairon get high a lot so no need to evolve them XD) and lairon are funnier than magmar XD

 

[dragoniteuser]

Oh come on!
Give us some updates!
Your LP was hilarious!

 

[Xephyr]

Sorry guys...I haven't had much time to work on this. Life, ya know? I'll probably have time to get the playing and screenshots done tomorrow-ish and then I'll post as soon as I can.

On a lighter note, today's my birthday. I'm pretty excited about that.

 

[redsaber5859]

HAPPY B-DAY! HOPE YOU GET PIED! (i got pied on my b-day, jealous?)

on another note, SWEET ANOTHER UPDADTE
this is prob. the best lp ive read

 

[MiniM00se]

Sorry guys...I haven't had much time to work on this. Life, ya know? I'll probably have time to get the playing and screenshots done tomorrow-ish and then I'll post as soon as I can.

On a lighter note, today's my birthday. I'm pretty excited about that.

Yay! More updates! (I VMed you and PMed you on Youtube a few days ago...

And happy birthday! Oh.. I'm too late D:

I hope it was fun and stuffz!

 

[Xephyr]

Up

Date

Episode 15: Of Mice and Douches; Part 1

Spoiler:

Unrelated depressing song that's about people being faithful or something: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVs4jDL-JBo

Well, Carlos is a gay men lover, so let's go destroy Team Rocket and then we'll come kick his ass.

In the case of Jynx, they can also be sold into prostitution. But that's completely unrelated.

Oh shut up with your imperative sentences and your red text and your Team Rocket...ness.

What the hell? I think you have a severe case of schizophrenia, ma'am.

I really just wanna shoot you in the face. With a firearm of some sort.

Taste it?

Cave = Radio Tower

It makes sense, if you think about it hard enough.

Well no ****, this tower is currently overrun by an evil crime organization, idiot.

<_< Nummers, you seriously need to start sucking less. That was just a couple Raticates.

I really hate Jigglypuff. Like, really.

Exploit?

...I'm just...gonna let this go for now.

Dang it. I was hoping for something useful.

No, Bill Murray is a true hero. I'm just a crazy sex addict like Tiger Woods.

Hell to the yeah.

This is a prime example of Dizzit pwning nubcakes with his godly powers.

Well, okay, just bend over and we'll-

<_< Oh, you wanted a Pokemon battle. Of course.

LOLROFLXDXDXDLMAO

HAY GUIZ, IF YOU TURN MUK'S NAME AROUND, U GET KUM.

LOLOLOLOXDLMAOROFL

...Well then, Muk is rather powerful.

...alright! Numnums, it's time for your sorry ass to do work!

oh for god sakes.

Dizzit has to do all the work around here, doesn't he?

Cute? Wtf is up with some of these people?

Oh dear. I can't imagine what the Team Rocket initiation is like...

The initiation probably scared you to death. It's understandable.

You, my friend, have a serious problem.

Quack gets to be the first member of my team to reach level 40, because he is one badass son-of-a-b.

...<_< These grunts are giving me some problems

What an idiot.

God damn it Flatulence. When are you gonna evolve into a Gengar?

LOLOLOLOL HE SAID DUTIES

Screw you Cacturne.

OMG PLOT TWIST

Holy jesus you guys are absolutely brilliant.

SHOW ME YOUR WAYS.

Well, yes, that's apparently been my goal the entire time so far.

...Wait.

So, Team Rocket, the team you are currently working for, has a chance to, like, rule all of Johto, but you're going to give me information that could potentially ruin your chances of doing this and all I have to do is beat you in a Pokemon battle?

Yeah, that's logical.

lol @ stashed

Not only did you tell me where the director is, but you even gave me the key I need to go get him.

*faceexplosive*

<_<

...oh f***

Wait, what?

._.

Dude, you haven't done a single thing. I've done all the work. Now go screw yourself.

....<_<

We'll see about that.

Oh, good! So does that mean you have a good credit score?

https://www.freecreditreport.com/

Check that place out, I heard it's like the best of the best when it comes to credit scores!

dun dun dun

._.

The fact that I'm still underleveled is simply baffling.

^_^

._.

^_^

oh **** it's skarmory

Bastard.

That's right, *****.

TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

His last Pokemon...

Ha. Nub.

Because you suck. Obviously.

The level of idiocy in this update is like, through the roof.

<_< Well, first of all, Sableye and Meganium blow, so you're very incorrect in that statement.

You have to feed them and have sex with them daily. Otherwise, they get angry and don't perform to their maximum potential.

AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS!!

...wait, what?

AND RIGHTEOUSNESS!!

..seriously, get on with it, Douche.

You also lack a decent hairstyle. I suggest a strawberry blonde :3

No. You REALLY need to just quit to prevent further embarrassment.

<_< right then.

Well, thank god he's gone. We'll finish up Team Sucket in the next episode. Peace nubs.

 

[dragoniteuser]

VERY funny, and it better be cause you took your time, but I guess that's OK!
Keep up the good work.
For more pwning may I suggest you to catch schyther in bug catching contest and use moon stone on it!

 

[dead-man-walking]

Wait, what? You used ._.?

D:

On-Topic:
LAWL

Wait. Gatorade take no damage from Nidoking.
HOLLEH CRAP HOOTS

 

[pkmntrainerpaul]

Most fantastic LP I've ever seen!

 

[professional]

a Really funny LP !!!
can't wait for next one

 

[Cheesymitten]

HUZZAH! CROCONAW!

Oh wait. Totodile evolves at level 18. Damn it >_>

Well hello there new siggy =D

Great stuff mate, keep it up, we all love you for actually doing something ORIGINAL and using your own method than actually being sophisticated and not doing all that stuff without the offensive language :D

I hope to see more from you, it's nice to laugh once in a while.

And yes this is the funniest thing I've found, because I spent 5 minutes trying to keep a straight face.

Well done =D

 

[raidenx2008]

It is so.......FUNNY!!!! Ha~HA~HA~~~~ With some swear is not bad^^

I await for the next episode!!!!!

 

[Xephyr]

lawl. Thanks for the praise people, it's definitely motivating me to find more time to work on this.

Unfortunately, school starts Thursday, and that combined with my sports and my band and my friends...this here LP won't be getting a whole lot of updates. I'm seriously sorry. I'm working on it as much as I can.

 

[Diho]

Unfortunately, school starts Thursday, and that combined with my sports and my band and my friends...this here LP won't be getting a whole lot of updates. I'm seriously sorry. I'm working on it as much as I can.

Yeah, I know how hard it is to actually háve a life.
Though, I like your humor, it doesn't need weekly updates, just whenever you have time, share it.

Btw, your best:

Yeah, but that's what she said.

 

[Xephyr]

I lol'd when you had the link to the credit report site.

IN OTHER NEWS... Silver claims he'll repay his debts...
NEXT: go to freecreditreport.com and discover your credit rating today!

lawl. Yeah, I thought that one was pretty good.

In other news: All the screenshots have been taken for the next episode.

And to get everyone excited for it, I'm gonna let you all in on a little secret...

Spoiler:

New team member.

That means, someone has to go.

And the team member that's leaving is an old favorite.

[/plot twist]

 

[altariaking]

Cya Gatorade lol.
It...is Gatorade....right?
Or Bromar.
Or....Dizzit? Don't take away Dizzit D:
I can't believe it!

 

[Diho]

Taking away Bromar is so sad it will destroy all the humor.
It's our Bro man.
No srsly now, looking forward to your up.

 

[Esp1222]

This LP is almost as good as Yuoaman's LP. The only reason it's ALMOST as good is 'cause of profanity. It's still funny, but there are 10 year olds on PC.