Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Trev]

Granted; everyone dies and you're very lonely.

I wish I could find a forum style that I like.

 

[Infinite Latios]

Granted, I'll take your soul in exchange for that.
I wish I wasn't hungry.

 

[Trev]

Granted; you're now dehydrated.

I wish I didn't have to do so many chores.

 

[Infinite Latios]

Granted, your grandmother has passed away, so no more chores because you have to go to her funeral. Magic!
I wish I could see through stuff.

 

[TY]

Denied, i dont wanna know your evil plans with that

I wish i had a pencil

 

[Infinite Latios]

Damn, did you figure out what I was going to do? Anyways, granted. It is so long and so sharp that you hurt people whenever you write with it.
I wish I could fly.

 

[ScottishNutcase]

You can fly, but you can never land.
I wish for world peace.

I just really want to see somebody ruin that >:D

 

[Infinite Latios]

Denied, I already wished for that.
I wish it was August 11th.

 

[gimmepie]

Granted, it's always August 11... forever.

I wish I could guarantee a pass on my upcoming assignments.

 

[pridekitty]

Granted, you fail anyway. :D
I wish for a baby seal.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish I could meet Hikari10 in person.

 

[Austin]

Granted, but she turns out to be horribly rude to you, making you cry.

I wish I had better eyesight.

 

[Overlord Drakow]

Granted but your sight becomes so good that you need to wear glasses to weaken your vision, lest you suffer from migraines.

I wish I could control gravity.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, everyone then pummels you.
I wish this stupid ad of TopicTorch annoying me would go away.

 

[TY]

Granted, now your browser will crash with other ads

I wish Facebook crashed >:D

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, even Twitter, all chatrooms and forums, even this one crash as well.
My wish was granted, I granted it myself without corruption :D
I wish I could find that Yay GIF on DeviantArt.

 

[TY]

Granted, but it brings a Trojan Horse alongside

I wish my tea didnt ran out

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, all your other sources of drinking ran out.
I wish for a bag of peanut butter with a turtle with a Yay GIF from DeviantArt which is absolutely ad-free.

 

[TY]

Granted, the turtle magically disappears, the peanut butter is 2 years expired and DA crashed before the GIF could be downloaded

I wish Terrans weren't so OP in StarCraft 2

 

[Adam Levine]

G R A N T E D , Y O U M A D E T H I S M E S S Y !
I wish You would pair up with me.