Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[gimmepie]

Granted, now the voices in other peoples' heads talk to you instead.

I wish for pie.

 

[Darkrai666]

Granted but it is poisoned
I wish that Torrent Downloads Were faster

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

get viruses and computer crashes
wish for a 3ds with y bundled

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but the game freezes constantly.

I wish AwesomeAsCrawdaunt came here more often.

 

[TY]

Granted, but at the cost of your activity

I wish i had better SC2 opponents

 

[Darkrai666]

Granted but they Die of AIDS
I wish I would get a Premium Minecraft account

 

[TY]

Granted, but it appears to be illegal so you spend time in jail :P

I wish Borderlands 2 supports 8-players in a game

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but it chaos and nothing gets done
wish my younger brother left me alone

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, now one of your other relatives will never leave you alone.
I wish my brother said I was awesome.

 

[Trev]

Granted, your parents tell you you're ugly.

I wish my face wasn't burning.

 

[TY]

Granted, it is now freezing

I wish my sis wasnt so annoying ;~;

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but now she is terminally ill
wish i had 100 dollars

 

[Mintyy]

Granted, the bill was counterfeit

I wish I wasn't at work

 

[pridekitty]

Granted, now you're underwater.
I wish for pizza.

 

[Foxrally]

Here you go. The world's strongest italiano-russian mercenary, named Pizza.

I wish for a tamed wolverine.

 

[Mintyy]

Merry Christmas, your wolverine ran away from home.

I wish that the sky was orange

 

[Trev]

Granted; it's only orange because the Sun is hurtling towards the Earth at a blinding pace OH GOD I'M ON FIRE

I wish I wasn't so weird.

 

[«Chuckles»]

granted but everyone else is under this wish resulting you staying the same wierd compared to everyone else :D

I wish i had a sock

 

[Trev]

Granted; it's a man-eating sock that eats your face.

I wish I could find my GBA SP.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, it's in a pool of acid.
I wish there wasn't a cake-themed cursor in your signature.