Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[UnderMybrella]

Granted, those armes then turn into waterguns that can only shoot 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 to the power of 27 mm infront of its barrel

I wish I was a great programmer and that people would comment here:http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=247512&page=6

 

[Twilight-kun]

they do, and completely mess it up

I wish Pokemon Trainer Red was president

imagine the peace talks

"... ... ..."

 

[UnderMybrella]

Granted, however, Red gets replaced by blue, who talks a lot

I wish for a life that I could live without aspergers.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. Instead you live as one of the heads from Futurama.

I wish that I had a copy of Ruby version.

 

[UnderMybrella]

Granted, but then I steal it! Thanks!

I wish for a rememberall

 

[Twilight-kun]

it gets stolen by a kid with platinum blond hair

I wish I had money

 

[UnderMybrella]

granted, but then my stolen rememberall steals it

i wish for my laptop

 

[The Grubby Pup]

granted, but a spinning top lands in your lap instead of the actual labtop.

I wish I was that book on the shelf that was just outta your reach.

 

[Usagi-Chan~]

But when somebody reaches to get you they knock into the bookshelf and you fall down and they can get you.

I wish all my music was in my brain and I could access it at anytime as if it was an MP3 player

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. But that is all you can remember. You can't remember anything else at all, not even how to breathe.

I wish I was President.

 

[InfernalRain]

Granted, but you have to pay 400 trillion every month to keep living in the White House.

I wish I was a Squirtle.

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Granted, but you have an arrogant Trainer.

I wish I had Falcomon as my Digimon!

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. And then you spontanoiusly combust.

I wish for this wish to be the most corrupted wish to ever be corrupted.

 

[Outkin]

Granted, but since I'm granting this wish, it isn't corrupted, but now it is since it didn't go the way you wanted....that means I actually granted the wish perfectly and it's uncorrupted, but that means....(Paradox!!!!)

I wish that I was a werewolf!

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. Your a werewolf thats allergic to oxygen.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Outkin]

Granted, but you forget how while in midair.

I wish for pony!

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. You get a toy pony.

I wish the toy pony was a real pony.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted, but it turns into a gorilla and decapitates you in seconds.

I wish to be the evilest mother****er out there.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, but you suddenly drop the F-Bomb.

I wish Vampire Knight's Zero Kiryuu was the most handsome character in anime fandom.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but he likes men more.

I wish for a can of red bull to actually give me wings.