~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Megan]

Granted, but they're now too busy working their 9/5 shifts so that you can't use them for play.

I wish for the world to be ruled by plush toys!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, meet your new empress...

Spoiler:

Alas.. some mere mortal still needs to interpret it's bidding.... that doesn't bode well... =\

I wish medicine was free.

 

[PokeDude645]

Granted but the firmware is stuck in the year 1995.

I want a Totem Shiny Gallade.

 

[The Foogle]

I grant your wish!

...But it's far too powerful to be wielded by trainers, so it's banned from any form of use and must remain in confinement eternally.

I wish for Lake Valor to be destroyed again.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but Azelf survives, and it unites with Uxie and Mesprit, and you have to run for the rest of your life, otherwise they make you pay!

I wish for Superman to exist!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted! But then, this one exists too!

Spoiler:

I want a Gardzilla (Level 500, stats over 9,000, ...) in my team on Ruby!

 

[The Foogle]

Granted!

...But it, too, is so powerful that it's not allowed to battle or come out of its Pokeball in any way, shape, or form, and now must join Totem Gallade in confinement for eternity. Oh, and it destroyed a few towns accidentally, so... I hope you have a good lawyer.

I wish for the Lake Trio to stop chasing me and protect me from all harm instead, forgetting that the second destruction of Lake Valor ever happened.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but people still consider you a terrorist so you have to run for the rest of your life, anyway.

I wish for a new invention that is actually new and not just a rehash of something that has been done to death.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. But it's so new and innovative that it doesn't catch on, so the company making it goes bankrupt. Nobody ever dares to make it again after that, or even try coming up with such an item again =\

I wish for a Braixen plush

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it was actually a new fire-type Mimikyu form and it uses Flare Blitz every time you cuddle it!

I wish for a Flapple form for each apple variety.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but they are perishable and will wither if you don't use each of them at least once a week... and there are 7.500 varieties...

I wish starters' variant forms (with new types) from all generations in the next game!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they all become Normal type and look like a plush. They can only use Baby-Doll Eyes, Substitute and Bide.

I wish for someone to play GWENT with irl.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they don't know how to play the game so you always win.

I wish I knew when I'm slowly declining as a friend in that person's view.

 

[Amore]

Granted - you see a countdown floating above everyone's heads, when it hits 0 you'll never see nor speak to them again.

I wish there were more trains

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now the entire railroad network worldwide is one big gridlock. No trains will ever move again, enjoy your hike through the trainways!

I wish technology wouldn't be used to render jobs for humans obsolete.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. Now it is the pokémon who get all jobs!

PS : Vote for me to be the new president and I will give you humans your jobs back!

I wish to this year's greatest supermodel !

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you're being stalked left and right now! :(

I wish for Summer to calm down.

 

[Amore]

Granted, she is now the Skylar of Rick and Morty.

I wish I could go to The Moon

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. Gardevoir will teleport you there in 10 seconds... I hope you're wearing your space suit!

I wish for rain.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. You get a rain... of fire!

I wish for thunder and lightning to be less noisy!