~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[StCooler]

Granted, but now the rain is as loud as thunder used to be!

I wish for a winter that lasts less than 6 months.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it now gets replaced with Mosquito season instead.

I wish for a Mosquito net for my windows.

 

[Amore]

Granted, but the windows aren't fitted to the house

I wish I knew Kung Fu

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. You knew it... but not anymore!

I wish to learn and master every Fighting type moves!

 

[Blobkyu]

Granted but now you're only gonna fight ghost types

I wish mimikyu was Pokémon god

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but only because every Pokemon happened to look under the cloth while trying to revere it and mysteriously died. If you're the only one left, you're basically god, right?

I wish I could be around kids for more than a couple hours without getting a severe headache.

 

[Amore]

Granted, you are now yourself a child...permanently! (Because if you grew up again the headache would return)

I wish I were more decisive rather than just endlessly scrolling Netflix / my Pokémon collection / my DVD collection until I fall asleep

 

[Blobkyu]

Granted… but now you can only decide between bad thing

I wish I was smarter

 

[Tsutarja]

granted, but instead of overall wealth of knowledge, you only become smarter on one thing absolutely nobody else wants to know about

i wish i could see it snow and accumulate

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted!

Spoiler:

I wish I could slow time!

 

[ReKoil]

But, you already can? just use Trick Room!

I wish for a new season of Stargate.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. It's now called Zeostargate and I'm the main character with no acting experience.

I wish to stop coughing.

 

[Amore]

Granted. No atmosphere -> you can't breathe -> no more coughing! Somebody should have put more thought into where that Zeostargate lead...

I wish Cristiano Ronaldo never came back to Manchester United

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now whenever Manchester United plays against the team he's in, they always lose!

I wish Basketball was more popular in Europe.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! All balls in Europe are now made from wicker. Go sports!

I wish candles never burnt away so I could enjoy them forever.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but everyone ends up lighting candles, which accelerate climate change :(

I wish I could access the hyperbolic time chamber.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they require more oxygen and you're not allowed to open a window or a door or be outside!

I wish I came up with more original answers to those wishes!

 

[Blobkyu]

Granted…but now when you try to answer to the wishes someone is gonna post before!

I wish to control the bad part of the wishes

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now they no longer come true at all D=

I wish for a new microwave.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's an off-brand macrowave! You better look for some space to put it in, because it's massive!

I wish for an edrich horror girlfriend!