~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now everything is sold out, and supply can't keep up with demand. Better start looking for alternatives =3

I wish I could make people understand each other.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. People can now understand each other by making funny faces, but it is hard focusing on what they say without laughing.

Spoiler:

I wish I could laugh more often!

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's at the misery of the others.

I wish for more ideas of stuff I could write.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, here's the shopping list from 100 different people from around the world.... Now you must write a story using only those words! 😈

I wish for dancing lessons.

Spoiler:

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

I can teach you!
Watch closely!

Spoiler:

I wish I could get 1,000,000 fans and a big, active website dedicated to me!

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you now are a Youtuber! But now all people who knewyou are jealous and try to buzz by telling lies about you :(

Spoiler:

Kinda true if you see most dramas...

I wish for a sixth sense!

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it turns out you're dead.

I wish for a cute relationship!

 

[PkmnTrainSlate]

Wish granted!..except your cute relationship is really toxic behind closed doors and gets rather abusive.

I wish for money, so I don't have to look for change at school to buy stuff.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted... here's a couple Dutch guilders.... good luck using them!

I wish for a nice picnic with the family =3

Spoiler:

 

[Megan]

Granted, but right in the middle your right wing conspiracy theorist uncle arrives and he does not stop talking!

I wish for a positive thing with no corruption whatsoever.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! But you can only have it for 1 second. It's not a corruption, it's a time limit.

Granted, but right in the middle your right wing conspiracy theorist uncle arrives and he does not stop talking!

Oh no, not the right wing conspiracy theorist uncle!

I wish that everyone would have a Merry Easter in Halloween!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted... I set up an Easter egg hunt on Halloween. Make sure you follow the pathways the Easter eggs make all the way till the end though.... you really need to see that surprise! 😈

I wish for prices to go back to normal.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now you're getting paid less.

I wish for all games to incorporate cheese!

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! Now all cartridges are made of cheese!

I wish for prices to go back to normal.

Granted, but now you're getting paid less.

Economy in a nutshell lol

I wish I had a perfect pitch

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, It's considered perfect by parakeets, who will now flock to you en masse. Hope you like some company! =D

I wish to have more energy in the evenings.

 

[Megan]

Granted, just enough to do some overtime work!

I wish for a weather condition called "plush rain"!

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but the rain is comprised of life-size Gojira plushies and well... you're squished now.

I wish my favourite band would tour here again very soon.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! But, unfortunately you couldn't afford the tickets, so you couldn't go to the show :(


I wish my bowl had more rice.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted!

Spoiler:

Good luck lifting it now!

I wish I had more food with chocolate in my kitchen!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's all expired by several years. Do you dare eat it anyway? =3

I wish for a new book to read.