~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Sonata]

granted, but now everyone has super strength and speed

i wish that i could turn water to wine

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but you get sent to jail after being caught.

I wish rosacea did not exist.

 

[HyperMorian]

Granted, but you get skin irritation.

I wish my pen couldn't be stolen.

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but your pants will get stolen.

I wish the game I ordered is already here.

 

[HyperMorian]

Granted, but the game is unplayable.

I wish for a rainbow.

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted but the rainbow is on the other side of the world

I wish wizards were real

 

[Sonata]

granted but theyre only evil wizards

i wish frogs could sing

 

[VoltYellow]

Granted but singing frogs are going to be extinct soon (well that's the sad reality if anything like this happens but NVM)
I wish the touch screens enable us to feel the texture of the pics and etc.

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, and it's horribly innacurate.
I wish I had an infinite amount of sweet jelly beans

 

[love was when i]

Granted but the jelly beans will come in a variety of different flavors and you have a 1/1000 chance of acquiring a jelly bean suitable to your tastes, all others being repulsive.

I wish I could happily live forever after with the person I love.

 

[Sonata]

granted, but they no longer love you

i wish i could shapeshift

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, but only into a few specific shapes: DItto, a modern chair, and a big tree.

I wish school didn't exist

 

[Sonata]

granted, but its because a nuclear war has started

i wish that i could play guitar

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but no one likes the sound of your playing.

I wish unicorns existed.

 

[Sonata]

granted, but they're the kind that eat people

i wish turtles could fly

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but they only fly when they are not around humans.

I wish I could play Zoombinis on my new computer.

 

[VoltYellow]

Granted but you lost your password of your new computer
I wish that I get money from air (oh yes money means USD)

 

[Sonata]

granted, but Mr. Air is really evasive so you have to hunt him down whenever you want more

I wish I could talk to spirits

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, but you die as soon as you do

I wish this wish isn't corrupted.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, although the wish wants to be a politician.

I wish to meet Jim Carrey