~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Roni]

Granted. It's Jabba the Hut.

I wish I had the guts to completely switch to Linux from Windows.

 

[Superjolt]

Granted, but as soon as you switch, both platforms announce that they are completely ending support and they become riddled with bugs and security issues.

I wish I could take a trip around the world!

 

[LadyLurantis940]

Granted. The world crumbles around you and stops where you stand, so you've traveled around the existing world.

I wish crime rates went down.

 

[Roni]

Granted. Every single law has been abolished, therefore nothing is a crime anymore.

I wish no one starved in the world.

 

[LadyLurantis940]

Granted. Every living creature is dead. No more starvation!

I wish wood didn't give people splinters.

 

[Roni]

Granted. It's now just poisonous to the touch.

I wish for a clean glass of water.

 

[LadyLurantis940]

Granted. It's the tiniest glass science could produce.


I wish for Italian bread.

 

[Roni]

Granted. Shipping's gonna be $400 and it'll arrive in 5 months.

I wish I was satisfied with what I have.

 

[LadyLurantis940]

Granted. Now you can never have anything else, including food and water.

I wish for a fluffy blanket.

 

[Roni]

Granted. I found it in the dump and it's damp with raccoon piss.

I wish I had 6 fingers on each hand.

 

[LadyLurantis940]

Granted. I'll let you figure out the downsides yourself.

I wish my fingers weren't as long as they are. (; my family makes fun of them

 

[Lunar]

Granted, but now your toes are 10x as long!

I wish my new car would hurry up and get sorted out :(

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now it has more problems after you get it onto the road

I wish I had enough money to get my own apartment

 

[Lunar]

Granted, but your apartment is situated in the middle of a war zone!

I wish I had another dog

 

[Roni]

Granted. It barks 24/7 no matter what you do and the neighbors are this close to killing you.

I wish I didn't find wearing a face mask uncomfortable.

 

[budube]

granted but you won't feel uncomfortable even when you can't breath with the mask on

i wish to be able to time stop

 

[Roni]

Granted, but you stop too, so there's really no way to set it back and your universe is perpetually trapped because of you.

I wish I was financially secure even without a job.

 

[budube]

Granted but you can't buy things you like with your money anymore

I wish I had more space in my room

 

[Eleanor]

Granted but you double in size

I wish making roleplay posts took me less time

 

[Zeostar]

Granted but you also have less freetime.

I wish to duel Batman