~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Roni]

granted, this is the only safe bubble left as literally everyone else is full on World War 3.

i wish every single thread in PC was active 24/7.

 

[CelloX]

Granted, its all bots

I wish my switch didn't have joycon drift :(

 

[Roni]

granted, the joycon's now completely torn off. no more drifting!

i wish covid never existed

 

[CelloX]

Granted, but ww3 happened instead

I wish for a fluffy poodle

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but the poodle's vet bill was $10,000 per visit

I wish for peace and no more unrest in this nation

 

[Duck]

Granted. There's a civil war so now you have war and unrest between two nations.

I wish for ice cream.

 

[Roni]

granted, but i just picked it up off the ground somewhere. just tack off the dirty bits and you're good.

i wish my teeth were pearly white

 

[Duck]

Granted. They're all gone and know you have a pearl denture.

I wish for this wish to not be granted.

 

[Roni]

the universe implodes thanks to the paradox you've created. dang it.

i wish the universe was back to normal

 

[Allen303]

Granted but thanos take over it!
I wish captain America gets young again!

 

[Roni]

granted, but we went too far and now he's literally back to being a helpless toddler. since you wished for it, he's your responsibility now Allen :p

i wish i had the motivation to practice guitar...

 

[CelloX]

Granted, you are obssessed now and all you can think of is playing guitar

I wish I had a donut

 

[Duck]

Granted. You had a donut somewhen in your life, you don't have one now.

I wish I didn't have to work, but still get paid.

 

[Roni]

Granted. You're given a lifetime paid leave, but in exchange you're paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish I knew how to skateboard

 

[Allen303]

Granted but while learning it you broke it and that was the last skateboard in the world!
I wish i could work with c418 (a famous musician of different games ) and chainsmokers hugh....................

 

[Duck]

You certainly can, sadly they won't take your contact attempts seriously.

I wish for a penny

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but you will never see another dollar. This penny is all the money you will make for the rest of your life. Use it wisely.

I wish to inherit a beautiful mansion from an eccentric philanthropist tomorrow.

 

[Starlight]

Granted... but it's haunted by a ghost that will stop at nothing to make you his bride.

I wish to have the ability to fly amongst the stars.

 

[Duck]

Granted. You really should have wished for that to come with thermal protection and an oxygen supply, though.

I wish for a pizza, straight from the oven.

 

[YellowTemperment]

Granted, although a pizza made from oven parts doesn't sound very tasty.

I wish for the Genie to die, a slow, painful death.