~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Squirtlenator]

granted but, your phone over heats and is damaged preventing further use

I wish for a skor chocolate bar...

 

[Allen303]

Granted you get a big bar of chocolate but your theeths rotted and now you can not eat it!
I wish I could get back to allen

 

[ReKoil]

granted, but its the wrong allen. You end up stuck together anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wish for a companion cube of my own =D

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you also need to do some tests!

I wish for a new pair of shoes.

 

[Squirtlenator]

granted but, they're uncomfortable and not your size

I wish for a bowl of Lucky Charms

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but its an empty bowl made from Lucky Charms. Hope you like them stale?

I wish I had a portal gun.

 

[StCooler]

Now you do. But GLaDOS wants you dead now, and she took your companion cube.
Or you can play Darksiders 1, it has a Portal Gun :D

I wish I could speak Russian.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you forget any other languages you know! Better start replying in russian from now on 😈

I wish I could rhyme better.

 

[Squirtlenator]

granted, you now speak in rhyme

I wish upon a star

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, the star has come crashing down on you.

I wish I had a wish

 

[pokemon fan person]

granted, you have exactly 9815638259.718262513121539072 wishes. and they all get corrupted

i wish i had a wish too, but only up to 10 un-corrupted wishes.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you're way too paranoid for them corrupting so you never end up using them.

I wish I had something to wish for.

 

[StCooler]

This is a recursive wish, all your wishes fall into a neverending infinite loop of wishes, and the genie is tired and refuses to grant any of your future wishes!

I wish I could eat junk food everyday without getting fat.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it is so bad that it always takes the emergency exit.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you no longer know how to do it.

I wish I had some chocolate milk 😊

 

[pokemon fan person]

granted, but there's actually no chocolate in it and the note on the carton that said "Chocolate Milk" is a lie!

i wish for 2 chinchillas

 

[Squirtlenator]

granted but, they're toy plushes

I wish for a vacation

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, a free trip to the trailer park next town over! Enjoy you stay!

I wish I had a bowl of popcorn

 

[Squirtlenator]

granted but, it's a bowl of unpopped kernels...hope your teeth are up for the challenge

I wish for a dog

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but he bites you, he has Water Absorb so you cannot punish him with your water gun.

I wish I had sunglasses.

Spoiler:

Nevermind, I found them.