~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Squirtlenator]

granted but, the sun never comes out, it's always raining

I wish that I could sing

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you can no longer talk normally! Good luck singing everything, all the time =3

I wish I had a nice genesect pluche

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's broken, just like in the games.

I wish for more holidays!

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it's called unemployment...

I wish I was an artist.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you're too excentric and nobody wants to deal with you.

I wish I had the power to control time and space.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, however you can only control one space at a time!

I wish those days could come back once more

Spoiler:

Why did those days ever have to go?
I wish those days could come back once more
Why did those days ever have to go?
'Cause I love them so

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but you live those days infinitely.

I wish I could win a contest some day.

 

[Squirtlenator]

granted but, the contest that you win is make belief

I wish that I could build my dream home

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. It'll be finished in about 40 years when you reach your 70's.

I wish that we could revive a select historical figure of our choosing.

 

[Megan]

Granted, have fun picking between Hitler, Stalin and Mao.

I wish my existence would finally cease peacefully...

 

[pokemon fan person]

granted, but it's slightly less peaceful than you wanted

i wish for a pet chinchilla

 

[ReKoil]

granted, but it gnaws its way out of your house towards freedom...

I wish for more room

 

[StCooler]

Here, have some more room for improvement :)

I wish for a better English accent.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now you live there too! Hope you like rain =)

I wish I had a skitty pluche

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it's the Ahuiqlksushdian form of Skitty, from Gen 36, which takes place on another planet.

I wish I didn't procrastinate that much.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you now live in the moment, never giving anything a second thought!

I wish I had a Home Cinema set.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it's from an unknown small country which doesn't have standard plugs and you can't find them on Amazon.

I wish I knew the secret to not tear my pancakes while I'm flipping them.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, they now roll out of the pan instead. Hope your kitchen's clean!

I wish I didn't have induction.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you get gas instead, but everytime you cook and use it, you fear everything might explode. This is actually me :(

I wish teleportation existed.

 

[budube]

Granted, but you can't control where exactly you'll be teleporting to. Might even be under the sea or the sky.

I wish I had less homework